You might already know this but the village of Dull, Perth and Kinross is twinned with Boring, Oregon and Bland, New South Wales

It’s good but it’s not right

I’ll like you no matter what your age is

Happy Birthday - wish I was 23 again

I always thought it was a north/south thing - northerners call it tea and southerners call it dinner

I used to say tea when I was a kid as my parents called it that, but I’ve called it dinner since the time I moved out

My fave car when I was a teenager