Also, he pretty much predicted the plot of Severance – this from a section about how everyone can have a clone of themselves.

Oh hang on ... it started with Kermit trying to keep his composure while Piggy did an escalating series of eccentric things behind him. One of them was her beating a carpet (?) and an unrealistic, silly amount of dust came out. "Wow, that was really dusty!!" she said in her low voice.

"AIs?? Where?! Oh... it's just the sheets... phew."

His OTHER digital pursuit this weekend is watching the classic Muppet Show from the 80s, lured into it after the obligatory viewing of Christmas Carol. (We've also stuck googly eyes on all the toy fruit.) So, he's just basically become my ideal housemate.

P.S. Kermit is a great role model. 🐸

2) challenging me to a never-ending, 24/7 game of "name that tune", reacting with glee and pride each time I can name artist and track within 20 seconds (I guess we both react that way!)