Oh, this is ridiculous, no question.

Can I request a name for the pug (if it hasn’t passed already)? Thank you.

Do
What
You
Can
Kid

“What are the odds?!

Ten percent.”

And he didn’t have to get into a drinking contest with Teamsters to get that sandwich.

Buck might he worse than Smotlz. His insistence on saying “grand slam home run” and “1-1 tie” is insufferable.

According to Buck, it’s “one of the best of all time.”

Needed time to clean the ice between periods.

Easier to remember for the seven seconds you need to get it from the text to the app?

I’d go with Westbrook, ME’s Scotty 2 Hotty. Or UMaine grad D’Lo Brown.

Literally wearing a UMaine hat as I read this. :)

Happily wearing one of my old Mariners hats (some from the late 80s) in Eastern Canada and getting all kinds of looks from Jays fans.

So, be a dog. Got it. :)

When I saw Kroll/Mulaney do “Oh, Hello” in LA in 2016, Kimmel was the celebrity for Too Much Tuna. Jimmy threw a handful of tuna into the crowd and hit some lady.

He instantly apologized, jumped off the stage, and gave her $600 to get her outfit cleaned.

It wasn’t a bit at all.

Heart and Soul is all you need.

Blocked and reported.

*Canadians