jamiekcontreras.bsky.social
@jamiekcontreras.bsky.social
Bleets
November 26, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Jealous
November 25, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Motherfucker
November 25, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Is that…sweat
November 20, 2025 at 11:58 PM
I mean, not with his bare hands
November 20, 2025 at 6:53 PM
I would print and frame that if I were you
November 19, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Kid, you’re not going to pass the exam unless you start taking this stuff seriously
November 19, 2025 at 12:04 AM
🧛
November 9, 2025 at 6:07 PM
The fuck?
November 6, 2025 at 9:16 PM
They sure are
November 5, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Did they charge the condiment enhancement
November 4, 2025 at 4:24 PM
“Full-blown marijuana”
October 31, 2025 at 6:57 PM
UGH, YES. And emboli
October 17, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Not convinced it was a Freudian slip. More like a “don’t say that out loud” slip
October 8, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Divine Providore 😉
October 8, 2025 at 12:52 AM
That smile
October 7, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Oops! All Foyers
October 6, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Bananas
October 3, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Yes. It’s impossible to concentrate.
September 30, 2025 at 8:22 PM
💯
September 27, 2025 at 3:30 PM
The brunch lines have been sort of long
September 27, 2025 at 2:48 PM
I can't anymore, I simply can't
September 23, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Jimmies Kimmel
September 23, 2025 at 4:07 AM
They’re not…people
September 9, 2025 at 10:34 PM