Those of u not active on tw*tter:

El*ns saying he’s going to take away the block feature

I’m not sure the company will actually follow through, but do what you need to if you still have your old accounts to make yourself still feel safe from the creeps and weirdos

women who tell the other girlies in line for a bathroom that there are more stalls on the other side of the wall,

i hope your pillow is always cool and you find a crisp $20 on the ground. i hope your life is free of pain. may you always look good from every angle and never wait in line to pee again

at any point of the day you can fry up naan with butter and garlic powder. no one is stopping you from the most divine dining

dinner

oh thank god, this flight was boring as hell

I WANT TO STEAL THIS GLASS!!!!!

just screaming the whole flight because i cannot comprehend what’s happening

guys, straight up, ill be honest, ive got no clue how planes work

just did my nails and hate them, being a girl is a cycle of never ending pain 😪

i always complained about how stressful moving every 6 months and living out of boxes is, but, wow, doing the real-time, full-on, big-girl move is incredibly painful. why do i own all this stuff? why do i not throw it away? this isn’t all fitting in my tiny apartment

the government should give me an F35 just because i can be trusted and they feel my vibe

I swore I wasn’t gonna join another website and let my social media addiction die with tw*tter but then I got sent a code and I guess I’m easy to convince otherwise lmao

glad to be back :)