Getting those benefits while he can. Soon he’ll be doing the jailhouse rock. 🕺

His maw was Scottish but we take absolutely fuck all ownership of that mental bawbag.

What a daft fanny he is.

Much like music with a ‘Parental Advisory’ sticker on it, you would think people would flock to banned books. It just makes it sound even more interesting; and if it’s banned, it must be fucking great.

The palace of bullshit

Marge is that you ?!

and much has changed, but I’m not sure we as people have changed all that much. I look forward to connecting with people again, paying attention again, and learning again. Happy to connect and share and care. Love to you wherever you are 🙏🏼

Most importantly I genuinely want to rediscover the value of social media as a tool to connect, and to better understand other people and their values and dreams. I first used the internet in the 90s and it seemed such an interesting space. The world is in such an interesting state today

Starmer is spiking all of us.

This is such a weird (and wonderful) country. I hope you’ll get another chance in the future Sir!

It was tremendous fun and The Ship is gorgeous. I’ll definitely visit this Christmas time. I’ll let you know when if you fancy coming over for a wee yap?!

I like cloud or flutter. Just have a wee cloud. ☁️

Hullo there! I am! It’s going to make for one heck of a book! ‘Five Years in Missouri’; a strange adventure bookended by COVID and the reelection of the orange gimp man. I’ll be back in Scotland for Christmas for a much needed sanity check and a few square slice. How are you today?! 🤘