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*middle aged neurodivergent commie disabled vet who dresses like diane keaton trying to get her groove back. that's why.
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the aunties were out in albuquerque for no kings
October 18, 2025 at 9:39 PM
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last two stops before loosing steam. oh shit i didn't get any pics from the civic century plaza. my friend pointed out watching the movement of people around town became its own piece of art. it was a wonderful time & experience.
#art #contemporaryart #traditionalmediums #newmexico #albuquerque
September 28, 2025 at 1:21 PM
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two more stops along the tiguex. i thought i got pictures of the lowriders that came in behind the mariachi band at the nuclear museum but the day was getting long at this point and i was getting hungry.
#art #contemporaryart #traditionalmediums #newmexico #albuquerque
September 28, 2025 at 1:15 PM
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our next two stops for tigeux
#art #contemporaryart #traditionalmediums #newmexico #albuquerque
September 28, 2025 at 1:09 PM
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my first two stops of the day for tiguex the city wide orchestra thing in albuquerque yesterday. it was really great and i hope more people get to do more of these around town. i'll find a video and put a link in the comments. #art #contemporaryart #traditionalmediums #newmexico #albuquerque
September 28, 2025 at 1:02 PM
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me and amanda
#puppets #communityart #puppetshow #witches #diy #reuse #recycle #newmexico #albuquerue #puppetgroup #art #puppettheater
September 12, 2025 at 2:28 AM
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new painting for friday's puppet show at the off center for the september albuquerque artwalk. new puppet show 6:30 pm rain or shine. get excited and tell your friends.
#painting #traditionalmediums #canvasart #newmexico #albuquerque #abqartwalk #tradhighs #tradlows #offcenterarts
new painting for friday's puppet show at the off center for the september albuquerque artwalk. new puppet show 6:30 pm rain or shine. get excited and tell your friends. #painting #traditionalmediums #canvasart #newmexico #albuquerque #abqartwalk #tradhighs #tradlows #offcenterarts #idon'tunderstandfrenchcultureorhistory joseph lemecier and his prized frankenstein's monster like creation joycessesnce rouge pose for a portrait in their favorite sunny spot in the park along the seine.
September 2, 2025 at 4:19 PM
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my one zucchini this year.
#gardening #highdesertagriculture #newmexico #albuquerque #myfirstgarden
September 2, 2025 at 2:03 AM
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roix raggy!

#puppypuppet #community #traditionalhighs #traditionalmediums #traditionallows #puppets
August 20, 2025 at 1:07 AM
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june 2025. i've had a lot of wonderful moments with wonderful people since moving to albuquerque but this is tops. yes the kitty is riding in her hood. yes buses are free. it was almost too adorable.
#albuquerque #newmexico #abqride #publctransportation #morningcommute #cats #catsinpublic #whimsy
june 2025. i've had a lot of wonderful moments with wonderful people since moving to albuquerque but this is tops. yes the kitty is riding in her hood. yes buses are free. it was almost too adorable. #albuquerque #newmexico #abqride #publctransportation #morningcommute #cats #catsinpublic #whimsy june 2025. i've had a lot of wonderful moments with wonderful people since moving to albuquerque but this is tops. yes the kitty is riding in her hood. yes buses are free. it was almost too adorable. #albuquerque #newmexico #abqride #publctransportation #morningcommute #cats #catsinpublic #whimsy june 2025. i've had a lot of wonderful moments with wonderful people since moving to albuquerque but this is tops. yes the kitty is riding in her hood. yes buses are free. it was almost too adorable. #albuquerque #newmexico #abqride #publctransportation #morningcommute #cats #catsinpublic #whimsy but blurry
August 16, 2025 at 2:26 PM
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"mommy mine" 2002 oil on canvas
it was torture staring at this thing for three weeks and not being allowed to fix the numerous mistakes made by a young painter high on his own supply.
#art #fineart #painting #oilpainting #oiloncanvas #canvasart #traditionalmediums #tradhighs #tradlows #artwhat'snot
"mommy mine" 2002 oil on canvas went and visited the parents.it was torture staring at this thing for three weeks and not being allowed to fix the numerous mistakes made by a young painter high on his own supply. also all of the fucking fascists. this is an old painting of an old photo of my mom with blue skin in a red dress. i remember that dress and the fifth birthday the photo was taken at. the eighties were weird. forty-two years ago tomorrow. fuck me. #art #fineart #painting #oilpainting #oiloncanvas #canvasart #traditionalmediums #tradhighs #tradlows #artwhat'snot
August 14, 2025 at 12:14 AM
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me, "oxtails", "murray maids dust-busting", and my merch at the punk rock art market at the lost well in austin, texas 2015.
#art #artshow #artmarket #lostwell #austin #movingunits #prints #acrylicpainging #canvasart #divebar #eastaustin #traditionalhighs #traditionalmediums #traditionallows
me, "oxtails", "murray maids dust-busting", and my merch at the punk rock art market at the lost well in austin, texas 2015. its always fun looking back at old photos and the problematic prints i no longer sell, like the numerous wody allen and bill cosby prints. it was wrong in 2015 and i totally knew better but they also sold the best. that being said if i was lucky i sold enough of these framed prints to cover my venting fees and bar tab. that would make riding the bus or talking an unsuspecting friend into giving me and my stuff a ride home easier. i am still lugging those paintings around. i have prints of murray-maids.
July 10, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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"oxtails" 2015 acrylic on wood panel
#art #fineart #acrylicpainting #acryliconwood #meat #meatart #meaty-ocher #oxtails #oxtailart #butchershop #austinmeatscene #albuquerqueartisan #traditionalhighs #traditionalmediums #traditionallows #newmexicoartisan #artwhat'snot
July 7, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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"mondo on my mind"
acrylic on canvas nfs
#art #fineart #painting #traditionalmediums #traditionalhighs #tradtionallows #canvasart #acrylicpainting #artwhat'snot #mondoonmymind #portrait
July 2, 2025 at 12:43 PM
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me and a few of the paintings i was painting up at the niagra bar in the city with the antagonist art group back in 2007 before my brain thing.
#art #fineart #traditionalmediums #canvasart #artshow #popupartshow#abstractart #acrylicpainting #2007artscene #artwhat'snot #tradhighs #tradlows #painting
June 30, 2025 at 12:03 AM
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"two hipster hobos sharing a bean"
acrylic on panel
2016 not for sale. i sold it during the 2017 east austin tudio tour.
#art #fineart #acrylicpainting #panelart #trainart #hoboart #beanart #traditionalmediums #traditionalhighs #tratioallows #artwhat'snot #whimsy
"two hipster hobos sharing a bean" acrylic on panel 2016 not for sale. i sold it during the 2017 east austin tudio tour. #art #fineart #acrylicpainting #panelart #trainart #hoboart #beanart #traditionalmediums #traditionalhighs #tratioallows #artwhat'snot #whimsy back in 2015 i worked at a bougie butcher shop in town. the chef who was pretty cool, and a bartender who insisted on talking down to the dishwashers were my unknowing models for the two hipster hobos. i painted this after i quit. because they started charging me to drink there. call me old fashioned, but you shouldn't have to pay to drink at a place you work at.
June 9, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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June 5, 2025 at 10:13 PM
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some people get me, and some ai-bots and scammers don't.
#scamers #bots #easycreditrip-offs #internet #imarealboi #amihere #isthisme #getting2knowu
May 28, 2025 at 10:09 AM
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backstage working security for weird al the 2010 fun fun fun festival waterloo park austin, tx. #weirdal #funfunfun #celebrityskin
working security for weird al the 2010 fun fun fun festival waterloo park austin, tx. al was a great sport and agreed to take photos with ben and i. later on in the day we were doing our job not letting people in that specific section of backstage singing his beverly hillbilles parody of the dire straits song, specifically at, "we got to move next, to mr drysdale" when al walked past us to go take a shit. i like to think he thinks of those two stocky super-fan security guards singing his songs in austin whenever he poops. we are friends.
May 26, 2025 at 12:44 PM
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wolf pajamas!
#boudoirphotography #wolfpajamas #thirsttrap #wheresthebeefcake #sillyboi #whimsy
i got some boss assed wolf pajamas.
May 21, 2025 at 3:54 PM
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me and one of my pigeon paintings at the university of new mexico 2022
#art #fineart #acrylicpainting #canvaspainting #artshow #communityartshow #communityart #newmexico #newmexicoartisans #albuquerque #albuquerqueartisans #unm #offcenter #recycle #foundobjects #outsiderart #pigeonpainting #birdart
May 20, 2025 at 2:20 PM
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back in 2014 or fifteen i was really into making fake show posters as well as drawing dicks on things. i am still drawing a lot of dicks on things.
#art #fineart #penandink #drawing #showposter #nsfw #dicksmokingbong #drawingonpaper #fakeshow #showsiwishicouldgoto #pen&ink #420life #cockrock
back in 2014 or fifteen i was really into making fake show posters as well as drawing dicks on things. i am still drawing a lot of dicks on things. "a night of penal implosion aug 38th stubbs bar-b-q with the dicks citizen dick the dickins baby dick slash's snake pit tyranasaurus dix too $hort $10 cover at the door door prizes jello shots fella's bring your boners because we are giving away free tits (thanks run ronnie run)" a slightly anthropomorphized veiny hairy dick n balls with a face is smoking a bong. smoke is coming out of the pee hole on top like it was a marine mammal. because that is totally how it works. i am a smart and serious person to be taken seriously.
May 19, 2025 at 2:15 PM
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"shore leave for the state ship carpe ballz"
acrylic on canvas.

i don't do these art shares a lot. i hope i did this right. i was really into bulldogs riding skateboards a while back and mixed with my need to retreat into whimsy and absurdism it created a perfect storm of silly for this painting.
"shore leave for the state ship carpe ballz" acrylic on canvas. i don't do these art shares a lot. i hope i did this right. i was really into bulldogs riding skateboards a while back and mixed with my need to retreat into whimsy and absurdism it created a perfect storm of silly for this painting. a brown and white bulldog wearing a captains hat and smoking a garcia vega is riding his pink and white skateboard down the dock to weekend liberty. the "carpe ballz" is docked behind it next to some kind of pelican.
May 19, 2025 at 1:44 PM
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container garden up and running. its my first time trying to grow vegetables since 2012 and first time in containers. purple sweet potatoes, tomatoes, tomatoes, and cantaloupe melon seeds from the best cantaloupe i have ever eaten that i bought off the back of a truck. fingers crossed. #gardening
purple sweet potato nibs from a purple sweet potato i got at sprouts. tomato's from albertsons. i hope they have enough space. another tomato from albertsons. melons started from seed from the best melon i have ever eaten that i bought off of an elderly couple selling melons out of the back of their truck in the parking lot outside of samons and noble games on the corner of juan tabo and lomas.
May 17, 2025 at 2:41 PM
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collage box puppets i made in 2022. if you move the stick the kids dance. not for sale
#art #fineart #traditionalmediums #collage #foundobjects #reuse #recycle #newmexico #albuquerque #offcenter #community #scissors&glue #art:what'snot #artists:Pending #popular #whimsy #onlyhams #boxpuppets
May 15, 2025 at 2:21 PM