James Hopkins
jamesw91.bsky.social
James Hopkins
@jamesw91.bsky.social
Wildlife photography, Edinburgh
We've all ended up with a sore arse after a currie
December 4, 2025 at 3:18 PM
He was but he could only move one space at a time.
December 4, 2025 at 11:05 AM
There's a PhD thesis to be written on how Nicolas (30 ans) replacing Deano as the right's favourite imaginary voter is emblematic of the Conservative Party's intellectual trajectory over the past few years.
December 3, 2025 at 4:38 PM
I suspect it was painting dw*rfs that repelled the ladies Dmitry #PhoenixKingsNotShortKings
November 27, 2025 at 2:17 PM
The budget should have included tax breaks for Warhammer so that the British public could spend vast amounts of money on a dangerously addictive hobby in a way that actually benefits the British economy.
November 27, 2025 at 9:11 AM
There's about a 70% chance he responds by blaming Welsh Labour's 20mph policy and proposes the legalisation of running over cyclists.
October 24, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Prince William when asked what he wants inserting.

(I'll stop now)
October 22, 2025 at 4:27 PM
So did Prince William tbf
October 22, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Right wing gobshite - noooo curry isn't British 😭

Average British voter - chicken tikka masala and a garlic naan please bossman 👍
October 18, 2025 at 12:45 PM
(I quite like it 🤫)
October 15, 2025 at 11:48 AM
I like it, but I'm quite drawn to more abstract wildlife photography. It's very atmospheric, and in that way it tells a fascinating story about the creature.

It's an acquired taste admittedly and I suspect it'll look a lot better when I can see it on a OLED monitor...
October 15, 2025 at 11:47 AM
I dread to think what happens to the clever ones on The Traitors Cambodia.
October 10, 2025 at 11:42 AM
In a crowded field, this may be the Onion's most prescient piece: www.youtube.com/watch?v=jjon...
After Obama Victory, Shrieking White-Hot Sphere Of Pure Rage Early GOP Front-Runner For 2016
YouTube video by The Onion
www.youtube.com
September 28, 2025 at 4:57 PM
I'll go to my grave maintaining that the Emily Thornberry flag incident was worse than this. At least Brown actually called her a bigot, Thornberry didn't do anything but the press manufactured a controversy and Labour just completely shit the bed.
September 27, 2025 at 8:04 AM
I think the middle ground is just "if you come here legally and contribute you're more than welcome, if you don't you can fuck off". I'm willing to stomach performative cruelty on the latter (small boats, foreign criminals) if it is used in defence of the former, but Labour aren't doing that well.
September 22, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Time off everything! I can hardly move.
September 19, 2025 at 7:58 AM