We've all ended up with a sore arse after a currie

He was but he could only move one space at a time.

There's a PhD thesis to be written on how Nicolas (30 ans) replacing Deano as the right's favourite imaginary voter is emblematic of the Conservative Party's intellectual trajectory over the past few years.

I suspect it was painting dw*rfs that repelled the ladies Dmitry #PhoenixKingsNotShortKings

The budget should have included tax breaks for Warhammer so that the British public could spend vast amounts of money on a dangerously addictive hobby in a way that actually benefits the British economy.

There's about a 70% chance he responds by blaming Welsh Labour's 20mph policy and proposes the legalisation of running over cyclists.

Prince William when asked what he wants inserting.

(I'll stop now)

So did Prince William tbf

Right wing gobshite - noooo curry isn't British 😭

Average British voter - chicken tikka masala and a garlic naan please bossman 👍

(I quite like it 🤫)

I like it, but I'm quite drawn to more abstract wildlife photography. It's very atmospheric, and in that way it tells a fascinating story about the creature.

It's an acquired taste admittedly and I suspect it'll look a lot better when I can see it on a OLED monitor...

I dread to think what happens to the clever ones on The Traitors Cambodia.

In a crowded field, this may be the Onion's most prescient piece: www.youtube.com/watch?v=jjon...

I'll go to my grave maintaining that the Emily Thornberry flag incident was worse than this. At least Brown actually called her a bigot, Thornberry didn't do anything but the press manufactured a controversy and Labour just completely shit the bed.

I think the middle ground is just "if you come here legally and contribute you're more than welcome, if you don't you can fuck off". I'm willing to stomach performative cruelty on the latter (small boats, foreign criminals) if it is used in defence of the former, but Labour aren't doing that well.

Time off everything! I can hardly move.