Why would anyone take off their fursuit? That ruins the whole point of hugging a furry.

Don’t forget the Covid-19 vaccine.

I didn’t know it was raccoon season.

So you’re $80.00?

Your boyfriend did.

Gotta go fast.

*steals the chocolate donut*

All you need to do is flip the image.

Unsupervised internet access + Disney movies I think

He’s not gay. He’s just so deeply deeply closeted that he’s in Narnia.

*hugs you tightly*

And I don’t mean it in a sexual fantasy way but more of a means of survival. Like the Donner Party and the 1973 Andes plane crash. As a matter of fact I on and off listen to documentaries on the Donner party. I even have the kids Donner Dinner Party book by Nathan Hale.

Now let him watch the Hobbit marathon.

*tackle hugs you*