Smile you son of a bitch - Jaws is 50 today! All the best things turn 50 this year - Bruce got there first 🤣🦈

One of my favourite movies of all time and so of course I had to model one of my favourite @lastexittonowhere.bsky.social t-shirts in tribute! #JAWS #Jaws50 ❤️🦈❤️

John Williams mash up. Fits like a glove. The man can do no wrong 🤣 #Jaws 🦈

Gizmo is positively overcome with excitement about the current supply of boxes in the house! 🎅🏻🎅🏻😹😹🦁🦁 #catboxsunday #teamfloof #CatsOfBluesky

Finished my Lego UCS Star Destroyer! Hopefully the rebels aka my two massive Maine Coons will not blow it up! 🤣

Food packaging that says air fryer friendly and then contains no instructions for cooking in said air fryer should be banned. I have no time for maths in the kitchen, I must feast!

Thanks for coming to my TED talk.

Babe are you ok? You’ve barely looked at your Anna Wintour Christmas tree decoration.

“Santa Baby” is the worst Christmas song ever.

Demanding Santa provides yachts, high value property, cash, a platinum mine etc without a single use of “please” or “thank you”.

Hope you get weapons grade anthrax in a cracker and a grenade down the chimney ya greedy old bat.

@thelifeofsharks.bsky.social my twin niece and nephew are now big enough for the baby grows! Cementing my title of Great-Uncle - as if it were ever in doubt! 😄🦈

People of Bluesky I believe in this man so much that I’m using my first post to promote him. Cannot recommend this show enough - my face is still sore from laughing over a month later 🤣