James Sharp
@jamessharp.bsky.social
Father, Widower, Record Collector, Retired Adult Film Reviewer, Red State Progressive
I was an ugly kid. My bath toys were a radio and a toaster.
When I played in a sandbox cats used to try to cover me up.
When I played in a sandbox cats used to try to cover me up.
December 25, 2025 at 10:07 PM
I was an ugly kid. My bath toys were a radio and a toaster.
When I played in a sandbox cats used to try to cover me up.
When I played in a sandbox cats used to try to cover me up.
The other night I told my wife she could make the first move. She went to Florida.
December 25, 2025 at 12:40 PM
The other night I told my wife she could make the first move. She went to Florida.
I went to a bar. The sign outside said, "TOPLESS...BOTTOMLESS!" I went inside and there was nobody there.
December 24, 2025 at 2:47 PM
I went to a bar. The sign outside said, "TOPLESS...BOTTOMLESS!" I went inside and there was nobody there.
I tell ya, sex is getting harder all the time. Me and my wife were trying to have sex for hours last night and I finally gave up. I asked her, “what, you can’t think of anybody either?”
December 16, 2025 at 11:51 AM
I tell ya, sex is getting harder all the time. Me and my wife were trying to have sex for hours last night and I finally gave up. I asked her, “what, you can’t think of anybody either?”
I went a month without my Viagra. Having sex was like shooting pool with a rope.
November 18, 2025 at 11:50 AM
I went a month without my Viagra. Having sex was like shooting pool with a rope.
Yes, I miss having a REAL President.
November 9, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Yes, I miss having a REAL President.
Every Halloween I open the door and the kids give ME candy.
August 16, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Every Halloween I open the door and the kids give ME candy.
Are you kidding me, I know I'm ugly. Why, when I was born after the doctor slapped me the nurse tried to get a couple of belts in also.
August 16, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Are you kidding me, I know I'm ugly. Why, when I was born after the doctor slapped me the nurse tried to get a couple of belts in also.
I told my doctor eveytime I look in at myself in the mirror I throw up. He told me, "I don't know about your health but your eyesight's perfect."
August 16, 2025 at 8:19 PM
I told my doctor eveytime I look in at myself in the mirror I throw up. He told me, "I don't know about your health but your eyesight's perfect."