Really? That’s the worst example of modern journalism you can think of? Have you read any newspapers recently? If only that were as bad as it gets.

That’s a shame. Really enjoyed it.

I suppose if you rarely have to hit any more than a 7 iron into a par 4, then having to do so on a par 3 is asking a bit much of today’s pros. Poor things.
16th at Carnoustie is another example of a great long par 3 by the way.

Surely pre hoc in this case

Seems to me that you’ve made a clear case for banning driven grouse shooting.