Jim Paul
@jamespaul3.bsky.social
The draw gives lead paint brain damage.
December 5, 2025 at 6:14 PM
The draw gives lead paint brain damage.
But wouldn't that mean she has two left feet?
November 18, 2025 at 10:21 PM
But wouldn't that mean she has two left feet?
It's a regular season award. Playoffs don't matter.
November 15, 2025 at 4:11 AM
It's a regular season award. Playoffs don't matter.
The Red Sox were the last.
October 8, 2025 at 3:19 AM
The Red Sox were the last.
It's a joke for Christ's sake.
September 27, 2025 at 11:20 PM
It's a joke for Christ's sake.
In 2016 the Cubs finally won the World Series. A week later, Donald Trump was elected President. Coincidence?
September 27, 2025 at 10:41 PM
In 2016 the Cubs finally won the World Series. A week later, Donald Trump was elected President. Coincidence?
If Schlittler was warming up that would also account for Rice's absence.
September 12, 2025 at 12:22 AM
If Schlittler was warming up that would also account for Rice's absence.
Parsleyfal
(Sorry, that's not food. It's a garnish.)
Um, Salami?
(Sorry, that's not food. It's a garnish.)
Um, Salami?
August 17, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Parsleyfal
(Sorry, that's not food. It's a garnish.)
Um, Salami?
(Sorry, that's not food. It's a garnish.)
Um, Salami?
Bad idea. Ask Jason Pierre-Paul.
August 9, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Bad idea. Ask Jason Pierre-Paul.
Er… what? Look, I’m sorry for whatever cake-related trauma has scarred you, but to most people this is just a bit of silly fun. My aunt and uncle did it at their wedding in 1968. They’re still married.
August 1, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Er… what? Look, I’m sorry for whatever cake-related trauma has scarred you, but to most people this is just a bit of silly fun. My aunt and uncle did it at their wedding in 1968. They’re still married.
It’s not a trend. People have done that for ages.
July 31, 2025 at 2:47 AM
It’s not a trend. People have done that for ages.
They had more misinformation at their disposal too.
July 23, 2025 at 1:11 AM
They had more misinformation at their disposal too.
The inventor of napalm deserves it before Trump.
July 8, 2025 at 6:08 PM
The inventor of napalm deserves it before Trump.
Basil Fawlty. I’m dead.
June 12, 2025 at 5:59 AM
Basil Fawlty. I’m dead.
"Do you think you used enough dynamite, Mr Cassidy?"
June 12, 2025 at 2:17 AM
"Do you think you used enough dynamite, Mr Cassidy?"
He's still not over that whole USFL thing.
April 26, 2025 at 12:43 AM
He's still not over that whole USFL thing.
Their best pitcher so far is Jake Bauers.
April 2, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Their best pitcher so far is Jake Bauers.
"Once upon a time and a very good time it was there was a moocow coming down along the road and this moocow that was coming down along the road met a nicens little boy named Mrs. Dalloway. "
March 30, 2025 at 10:54 AM
"Once upon a time and a very good time it was there was a moocow coming down along the road and this moocow that was coming down along the road met a nicens little boy named Mrs. Dalloway. "