Was looking for a way to ruin my life that didn't involve a coldplay concert so I decided I'm going to go into crushing debt in order to try and save a cat I found in the garbage.

Everybody meet Judge Phil Grant, 9th district court of Texas.

Lady at the rescue when I asked about adopting a dog: we’re gonna need 3 references, $350, to inspect your home, a urine sample, credit check, fingerprints, etc

The cat distribution system: Psssst. Check your garbage can.
What was in my garbage can:

i am constantly insulted on this platform

You will be visited by three spirits.

We really don't want to piss off Canadians. Imagine being an American drafted into the army, getting to the border and seeing this shit.

The only reason I even check twitter anymore is because @dieworkwear.bsky.social is a serial killer and I want to know what his body count is up to. 😂