Nick Clegg was so shit as deputy Prime Minister of the UK that it made us remember that the post of deputy prime minister of the UK existed.

Outrage over Gaza is doused and ignored; outrage over immigration is stoked and naturalised. This is a political choice, and it is one that is being made by the people in the government who are paid money by the taxpayer to manage these sorts of things.

#kingoatthemovies

Fair’s fair

“Well I’m driving (an electrostar intercity service) home for Christmas”

It’s one thing when it’s tourists being surprised by the crowds, they don’t know better, but when it’s Londoners? C’mon lads, either you know better or you deserve the crowd.

Oh no, Oxford street is rammed. Always is. It’s shite.