James Lyden
@jameslyden.com
Raconteur, triathlete, strategist. Lived 15 years in Las Vegas after the lawyer said he could get me 10. I make hot sauce; try some at http://prairiefireprovisions.com
Jesus. This is like watching a chef at Benihana
November 11, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Jesus. This is like watching a chef at Benihana
White label, black letters, olive drab stripe for accent
November 11, 2025 at 2:58 AM
White label, black letters, olive drab stripe for accent
Deleted because I realized you might not be pursuing that exact scenario and have vast and sundry reasons to watch sports on TV, but yes, this is increasingly dumb. I got into sports as a kid because it was on in the background and it was free, and now you need a strategy just to watch a game.
November 11, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Deleted because I realized you might not be pursuing that exact scenario and have vast and sundry reasons to watch sports on TV, but yes, this is increasingly dumb. I got into sports as a kid because it was on in the background and it was free, and now you need a strategy just to watch a game.
When I was a freshman in high school, through some convoluted explanation that I've since forgotten, USC's band practiced on our field before the Notre Dame game, and we got to skip PE to watch. It had snowed; watching them between setups throwing snowballs at each other was a nice memory for today
November 10, 2025 at 3:41 PM
When I was a freshman in high school, through some convoluted explanation that I've since forgotten, USC's band practiced on our field before the Notre Dame game, and we got to skip PE to watch. It had snowed; watching them between setups throwing snowballs at each other was a nice memory for today
I always think of this when I start thinking that
November 10, 2025 at 12:56 AM
I always think of this when I start thinking that
Neither of them capable of spelling their names with the standard amount of letters, either
November 10, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Neither of them capable of spelling their names with the standard amount of letters, either
I think I know when I'll be checking in on Seahawks-Cardinals
November 9, 2025 at 9:51 PM
I think I know when I'll be checking in on Seahawks-Cardinals
Rahm trying to figure out how to solve the problem of polling below "lice", "telemarketers", and "dysentery"
November 5, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Rahm trying to figure out how to solve the problem of polling below "lice", "telemarketers", and "dysentery"
I used to think this too, and then I went to Les Invalides and Musee de l'armee and that set me straight.
November 4, 2025 at 4:05 AM
I used to think this too, and then I went to Les Invalides and Musee de l'armee and that set me straight.
You're laughing. That sandwich could have been loaded with deadly fentanyl and you're laughing
November 3, 2025 at 4:17 PM
You're laughing. That sandwich could have been loaded with deadly fentanyl and you're laughing
I still giggle at the escape vehicle being a helicopter, not exactly the stealthiest of conveyances, which can be tracked to its eventual landing spot by anyone with binoculars and a radio
November 2, 2025 at 1:25 PM
I still giggle at the escape vehicle being a helicopter, not exactly the stealthiest of conveyances, which can be tracked to its eventual landing spot by anyone with binoculars and a radio
I get what you're saying and it's a minor quibble, but the problem with positioning this boob as the voice of reason is it might make it seem like he has a point when he says if you get on the subway you'll be killed and eaten
October 31, 2025 at 4:06 PM
I get what you're saying and it's a minor quibble, but the problem with positioning this boob as the voice of reason is it might make it seem like he has a point when he says if you get on the subway you'll be killed and eaten
Do the skyboxes get tornado slides?
October 28, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Do the skyboxes get tornado slides?
Can also be translated as "I'm a multi billionaire and you commoners are getting stuck with the bill for this product you never wanted when we use our influence to get bailed out"
October 28, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Can also be translated as "I'm a multi billionaire and you commoners are getting stuck with the bill for this product you never wanted when we use our influence to get bailed out"
This sounds a lot like how AI caught the Unabomber
October 16, 2025 at 7:51 PM
This sounds a lot like how AI caught the Unabomber
Good Christ, when's the last time the Hawks had a DLR game
a man says it 's been a long time leedsmore
ALT: a man says it 's been a long time leedsmore
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October 16, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Good Christ, when's the last time the Hawks had a DLR game
Or, alternatively, your sudden realization of your hubris and miscalculation was breathtakingly short
October 15, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Or, alternatively, your sudden realization of your hubris and miscalculation was breathtakingly short
3 cup Pyrex measuring cup is the move
October 14, 2025 at 11:14 PM
3 cup Pyrex measuring cup is the move
Anything from Steve Harvey and Cedric the Entertainer?
October 14, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Anything from Steve Harvey and Cedric the Entertainer?
2 pieces per serving in a bag that size...good God, they're not going to be able to fit me into the ambulance
October 14, 2025 at 6:58 PM
2 pieces per serving in a bag that size...good God, they're not going to be able to fit me into the ambulance