I thought that was my Soda for a second scrolling through my feed!

Got a weird drug related one. Depending on the state here, small juice boxes for kids are called "poppers" just like amyl nitrite is usually called. Made my eyes light up when I heard someone say something like "have you packed the poppers?"

That's it!! You can add one more, "cunt" is our national word and if you call someone a "mad cunt" you're saying they're a stand up kinda person.

And we still live in constant fear of losing our license at a roadside drug test. The official advice is to wait 48 hours before driving. Who would both require the medical cannabis and have space in their life to be sober for 48 hours before driving?!

Have to know the 3 things now!!

It's a great first step in my opinion, but there's so much further to go. We're technically not allowed to combust the flower here in Australia, only to vape or make butter for edibles. Not sure if that's normal elsewhere too.

Sadly no but I don't think I have it in me to care for and raise one.

I'm paying $300 a month for medical cannabis which feels way too high for what little I'm getting. It does work better than all the anti anxiety meds I've tried before and failed with, so I make it work. Government is my new dodgy dealer through excessive regulation.

I call mine Abbi but do this in the dark.

I prefer the breakup letter listing my many faults, handwritten because I'm just that much of a cunt.

Moist secretions*

We found a decent stash of Ferrero foil wrappers at the back of a cupboard once. Just the gold ones.

You're as corrupt as me if you can imagine it.

And if I choose the extended mix of Padam, should I also do some MDMA. Wednesdays are hard.