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James Landstar
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I am offering the entirety of my worldly possessions to the first person to provide ONE FACT best explained by evoking a god. And it’s not like facts are rare, we’re surrounded by them. They’re everywhere!

Outlandishly nonsensical primitive superstitions.
I’m guessing, Forty Million.

Bearing in mind, Fort Million to begin in genocide of native Peoples.
Forty Million for slavery of black Peoples.
Forty Million for whatever the fuck this is.
September 26, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Is what we need!
September 25, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Still my favourite.

Tylenol.
September 24, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Trump returns from Downton Abbey.
September 23, 2025 at 1:35 AM
No black states went to Trump.
September 21, 2025 at 10:35 PM
The closest I can get is the Ferengi teach the tribbles, and they take over the Borg.
September 20, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Deferred Cost is not just an accounting term, it’s the air in the lungs of Capitalism.
September 20, 2025 at 11:21 PM
There was a great amount of shit tossed back at Trump last week. Hence the new shit.

When Trump is killing people, and running off to play pantomime, that means the democrats are doing well.

It doesn’t feel like it though.
That’s why Trump is an arsehole.

You will always be them!
September 20, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Who is playing who here?

What a complete racket.
September 20, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Trump was at the White House, and that was not the White House.
September 20, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Many people are saying, a brilliant move by Donald Trump to save Christmas.

To thwart the boycotting of Disney Inc. this Christmas season Donald Trump lowers the tariffs on coal to 0.0%
September 20, 2025 at 2:39 AM
It’ll be mitten weather pretty soon.
September 19, 2025 at 10:12 PM
What a most dangerous headline.

Four billion people will look back, a hundred years from now, and say “what idiots”.
September 19, 2025 at 4:40 PM
They tried to warn us, if you remember?
September 18, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Just so we’re clear.

ANTIFA. NOT ANTIFA.
September 18, 2025 at 5:09 PM
“Robert Redford is Valhalla.”

-Odin
September 17, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Whenever Laura Loomer kisses Trump, it’s always his right side.
Just sayin.
September 14, 2025 at 10:55 PM
What if we are not the same?

Could we really handle an entire world with 8 billion individuals?
September 14, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Trump told the truth once, and look what happened.
September 14, 2025 at 5:00 PM
I used to peep in people’s windows.

Now, I’m an astronomer.

Whoops, wrong photo.
September 13, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Was it this one?
September 13, 2025 at 2:26 PM
I’m not a service member.

But then again, neither is Donald Trump.
September 13, 2025 at 1:30 AM
This isn’t gerrymandering.
This is what happens when only black people vote.

Now, I have no problem sitting out the next election if we only count black peoples vote.
We’ll call it Jimmymandering.
September 12, 2025 at 12:58 AM
I’m no ballistics expert, but the body shudder, and losing a pint of blood in 15 seconds, leads me to believe Charlie Kirk was shot with a 30-06.

And now that the police have recovered the weapon, the signatures do seem to match.

Be on the lookout for a Black transvestite flying a broom.
September 11, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Donald Trump has released a surveillance photograph of a possible suspect in the death of Charlie Kirk.
Be on the lookout.
September 11, 2025 at 1:49 AM