Chuck Schumer, holding a banana to his ear: The Baileys are calling me. They want me to end the shutdown.

At the Xmas market in Boston and mobute.bsky.social these are some Hallmark-ass cocktails.

Dude's not even sundowning anymore.

America started going downhill once we stopped having TV shows with David Caruso making witticisms while taking his sunglasses on and off.