When I disengaged with twitter and came here, I thought it would be an improved replacement, but I found I couldn't actually be bothered to curate people to follow anymore. It was all too much work. I think SM as a whole will continue to become less important to me over time.

I once travelled on a train with a colleague who was absolutely confused by why I would go "HORSE!", "SHEEP", "DONKEEEEEEY" during our work chat. I didn't even have a kid at the time, it's just what I thought people did.

Will I be the first person to write to Newswatch about there not being any Doechii?
Probably not, but I thought about it.

Oh, God, I've stood on a rake (accidentally) there is no pain like it

Maybe they feel cute

You can book a runway facing room at the Hampton and sit with Flight Radar and a pint and have a wonderful time!
Maybe niche?

Really rather soon!

I ALSO WANT DETAILS ON THE FAILED CONCH ATTEMPTS