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James
@jamesinspain.bsky.social
Brexited the UK 😎
Paradise found 🇪🇸
An immigrant 🇪🇺
Always with the T 🏳️‍⚧️
Accidental fruit farmer 🥭
Walk in, cough lots & suggest making it an email instead. Good luck.
November 13, 2025 at 8:11 AM
Felicidades 🪇🌴💃😎
November 12, 2025 at 6:36 AM
Merry 🪇 Birthday 🎂 Duck 🦆
November 1, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Absolutely, he's broken the contract. Explain you are having to spend time sorting your overdraft caused by his tardiness.
October 27, 2025 at 9:11 AM
A wasted 56p more like
October 27, 2025 at 8:24 AM
And a splash of olive oil.
October 26, 2025 at 9:56 AM
Amen! And the people who then add hideous blinds all over them to block out the sun 😂
October 26, 2025 at 9:53 AM
Their "Journalists" are obviously a bunch of waxxers.
October 26, 2025 at 9:27 AM
Leftover Chilli & Cheese Reminds me of growing up in the 80's 😎
October 23, 2025 at 11:17 AM
Yes & move it to Trump's Ballroom
October 23, 2025 at 10:07 AM
Fingers crossed the proposed youth mobility scheme allows as many as possible to escape before Fartrage stops it. I know it's not an option for everyone and I was lucky to get out before... 🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️
October 23, 2025 at 8:09 AM
Ha. For a moment I thought oh god not Celia, then I remembered the fart.
October 22, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Yup well spotted, although we are on the cheaper hillside next to Los Almendros, a bit closer to Almuñécar. 😎
October 20, 2025 at 9:29 AM
Ha very true. USA and UK weeks are depressingly beige... here in Spain, Guinness is included in UK week 🤔
October 10, 2025 at 8:10 AM
They successfully brought rickets back
October 8, 2025 at 11:36 AM