This is a more egregious redaction than the Epstein files
Because I’m ALWAYS right about EVERYTHING, I’ve decided that Die Hard IS a Xmas film. That fact alone should be sufficient to settle all future debates around this subject
Besides, it's not Xmas until Hans Gruber falls from Nakatomi Tower!
Because I’m ALWAYS right about EVERYTHING, I’ve decided that Die Hard IS a Xmas film. That fact alone should be sufficient to settle all future debates around this subject
Besides, it's not Xmas until Hans Gruber falls from Nakatomi Tower!
December 21, 2025 at 7:02 AM
This is a more egregious redaction than the Epstein files
Because I’m ALWAYS right about EVERYTHING, I’ve decided that Die Hard IS a Xmas film. That fact alone should be sufficient to settle all future debates around this subject
Besides, it's not Xmas until Hans Gruber falls from Nakatomi Tower!
Because I’m ALWAYS right about EVERYTHING, I’ve decided that Die Hard IS a Xmas film. That fact alone should be sufficient to settle all future debates around this subject
Besides, it's not Xmas until Hans Gruber falls from Nakatomi Tower!
Die Hard is a Christmas film because John Maclean wouldn’t be there if it hadn’t been a Christmas party
December 19, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Die Hard is a Christmas film because John Maclean wouldn’t be there if it hadn’t been a Christmas party
Gandalf was a fruity old wizard!
December 14, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Gandalf was a fruity old wizard!
A truly beautiful voice.
November 13, 2025 at 5:27 PM
A truly beautiful voice.
There are no word for this kind of heartbreaking news. I’m so sorry for your loss. Your mum lives on in you now because you were a part of her. My thoughts are with your whole family.
August 28, 2025 at 6:57 PM
There are no word for this kind of heartbreaking news. I’m so sorry for your loss. Your mum lives on in you now because you were a part of her. My thoughts are with your whole family.
Try a hot water bottle on it. That always works when my back seizes up.
July 12, 2025 at 6:36 AM
Try a hot water bottle on it. That always works when my back seizes up.
Basically, you’ve peaked if you’re a middle-aged man with a mane, nonchalantly eating a packet of Custard Crème.
May 26, 2025 at 8:23 AM
Basically, you’ve peaked if you’re a middle-aged man with a mane, nonchalantly eating a packet of Custard Crème.
Why are you still giving that prat
a platform?
a platform?
May 21, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Why are you still giving that prat
a platform?
a platform?
How I arrived on Bluesky
a man is peeking out from behind a door with a flame coming out of his head .
ALT: a man is peeking out from behind a door with a flame coming out of his head .
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April 23, 2025 at 4:52 AM
How I arrived on Bluesky
Could be worse, man. It could be the Frog Brothers tapping on your window !
April 11, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Could be worse, man. It could be the Frog Brothers tapping on your window !
I hate it when tins of bumhole get mislabeled
February 7, 2025 at 8:27 PM
I hate it when tins of bumhole get mislabeled
Imagine that cųnt at a party
February 6, 2025 at 8:13 AM
Imagine that cųnt at a party
Rare form indeed.
January 11, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Rare form indeed.
