James Heflin
jamesheflin.bsky.social
James Heflin
@jamesheflin.bsky.social
Writer, guitar player, wicket deviser
How does Burchett keep a straight face while saying Republicans' diversity is their strength, while the Democrats do everything in lockstep? That's some real talent.
November 24, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Why is it always a handful of Dems doing the wrong thing instead of a handful of Republicans doing the right thing?
November 10, 2025 at 5:10 PM
But he got what he really wanted: he said they were really big on "congratulating me."
October 30, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Even if it were true, it wouldn't make him wrong...
October 24, 2025 at 4:48 PM
It's that endless need to "cleverly" explain things in terms of other things they sort of remind you of, whether it makes any sense or not.
October 13, 2025 at 8:56 PM
So a Democrat is "finally admitting" something that the Republicans made up? How exactly does that work?
September 30, 2025 at 12:55 AM
This is all they do, across the board. They ignore questions and say whatever they want, then turn into volcanically angry Nazis if anybody calls them on it.

I'm reminded of this master class in assholery:
Watch: Stephen Miller Blows a Fuse When Confronted on Propaganda
Trump aide Stephen Miller does not want to be asked where he’s getting his facts on Venezuela and migrants—and whether he’s just spouting propaganda from the government.
newrepublic.com
August 14, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Do they have a green room full of booze and sedatives for the people who have to come out and perform like this?
August 14, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Well see, it's different when you're the one doing the treading.
August 14, 2025 at 6:03 PM
I hear tonight he's planning to post about how Archduke Ferdinand should be protected at all costs.
July 25, 2025 at 12:30 AM
At what point is it logical to believe they simply want lower numbers of the rabble getting in the way of the rich?
May 29, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Trade isn't a game you win. It's a cooperative endeavour both sides benefit from.

Everything has to be zero-sum domination with these people, and they're so dense they don't realize that makes everyone lose.
May 29, 2025 at 3:55 PM
In German, nouns are capitalized. Perhaps it's genetic?
May 26, 2025 at 2:12 PM
I never could figure out why antelope meat, unlike every other meat, was cold and sweet. I eventually realized that was -cantaloupe-, not antelope.
May 12, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Lemme guess -- Fox says this is evidence of media bias, not of objectively horrible people?
April 30, 2025 at 3:47 PM
I'm gonna be equally petty and point out that the comms director's mug looks almost exactly the same upside down.
March 3, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Although I kinda love that they chose to show off their virtual world with... a support group? In a virtual GYM?
February 18, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Is he gonna audit with a few dozen UHauls?
February 17, 2025 at 10:39 PM