Nigel Shortpants
@jamesdirst.bsky.social
Local newscast director. Cat wrangler. My posts, comments, and replies are my own undoing.
Tightrope is one of my favorites.
November 7, 2025 at 5:54 AM
Tightrope is one of my favorites.
Please don’t be long. Please don’t you be very long…
November 2, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Please don’t be long. Please don’t you be very long…
He’s Hollywood’s greatest monster.
October 19, 2025 at 5:58 PM
He’s Hollywood’s greatest monster.
I like it. I would like to buy your metric-ghost rolling -tray.
October 9, 2025 at 7:09 AM
I like it. I would like to buy your metric-ghost rolling -tray.
You mean this guy?
October 4, 2025 at 7:21 AM
You mean this guy?
I agree totally on 3. I’ll give the new one a shot, if only to support a franchise with a decent track record.
October 4, 2025 at 7:01 AM
I agree totally on 3. I’ll give the new one a shot, if only to support a franchise with a decent track record.
For me, I really liked the first one.
The second one was ok.
Third, meh.
Fourth was moving back on the right direction.
Haven’t seen the new one yet, but I’ll give it a shot when I can.
*side note; I really like ‘Them’ and hope to find a copy with your commentary!
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The second one was ok.
Third, meh.
Fourth was moving back on the right direction.
Haven’t seen the new one yet, but I’ll give it a shot when I can.
*side note; I really like ‘Them’ and hope to find a copy with your commentary!
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October 4, 2025 at 6:46 AM
For me, I really liked the first one.
The second one was ok.
Third, meh.
Fourth was moving back on the right direction.
Haven’t seen the new one yet, but I’ll give it a shot when I can.
*side note; I really like ‘Them’ and hope to find a copy with your commentary!
.
The second one was ok.
Third, meh.
Fourth was moving back on the right direction.
Haven’t seen the new one yet, but I’ll give it a shot when I can.
*side note; I really like ‘Them’ and hope to find a copy with your commentary!
.
I saw a Xenonorph drinkin' a piña colada at Trader Vic's. And his hair was perfect.
September 9, 2025 at 12:04 PM
I saw a Xenonorph drinkin' a piña colada at Trader Vic's. And his hair was perfect.
September 2, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Eh. Forget the patches… and the blackjack.
April 26, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Eh. Forget the patches… and the blackjack.
Reince Priebus should get picked up by this team.
January 11, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Reince Priebus should get picked up by this team.
Awesome! You definitely deserve it!
January 9, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Awesome! You definitely deserve it!
But he said “y’all”. That’s down-homesy and it means all of us!
November 24, 2024 at 7:11 AM
But he said “y’all”. That’s down-homesy and it means all of us!
They’re only supposed to say ‘My pleasure!’ Sounds like those dicks need more training.
November 16, 2024 at 12:51 AM
They’re only supposed to say ‘My pleasure!’ Sounds like those dicks need more training.
Oh my god. What a beautiful cat.
September 30, 2024 at 3:21 AM
Oh my god. What a beautiful cat.
This was my buddy Toodles. He lived to be about 21 and a half. Toots weighed in at 8 lbs and couldn’t hear for the last few years of his life. He didn’t mind a little cuddling and was my best friend.
September 22, 2024 at 9:44 AM
This was my buddy Toodles. He lived to be about 21 and a half. Toots weighed in at 8 lbs and couldn’t hear for the last few years of his life. He didn’t mind a little cuddling and was my best friend.
I love that. I say that at work all the time. That and ‘smothered in gravy, Texas style!’. Not sure I can go a day without saying something that’s influenced by MST3K. Thank you Frank!
August 16, 2024 at 11:31 PM
I love that. I say that at work all the time. That and ‘smothered in gravy, Texas style!’. Not sure I can go a day without saying something that’s influenced by MST3K. Thank you Frank!