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James Divertissant
@jamescfalcon.bsky.social
Such language 😝
December 15, 2025 at 9:09 PM
If you message me first, please show your face?

Oh, that’s a lovely face you have there. Get the fuck out of here with this bullshit. These apps fucking suck.
December 15, 2025 at 4:39 PM
I mean, I know Bubba is one of the best characters on Mama’s Family, but why is everybody talking about him all of a sudden?
November 15, 2025 at 11:23 PM
This led me down a weird grammatical rabbit hole.
November 4, 2025 at 7:08 PM
These bots don’t seem to pick up on sarcasm well. @grindr.bsky.social
November 3, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Happy Halloween from Grindr, I guess!
October 31, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Whoever this guy is, foreplay isn’t his strong suit. 😂
August 30, 2025 at 6:42 PM
🏳️‍🌈 visibility on Duolingo 😍
June 16, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Somehow, protests on a Saturday still garner the “Why aren’t they at work?” How many people work on a Saturday?

What about all of the motherfuckers on January 6, which was a MONDAY?
June 16, 2025 at 4:42 PM
I must say, the only time my Facebook algorithm was spot on: inundating my feed with posts by Sam Fricker. 🇦🇺 🤤
June 14, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Out of all the Kennedy’s, this is the one that was spared from the curse?
June 10, 2025 at 1:21 AM
For everyone crying around about Pride, listen. We don’t complain when Old Navy has their big spring sale. So shut the fuck up and mind your own damn business! 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️
May 14, 2025 at 3:51 AM
What’s the deal with all the hot Mormons I’m seeing around town? And why aren’t they knocking on my door with their magazines?
May 11, 2025 at 2:26 AM
This is what an astronaut looks like.
April 17, 2025 at 8:42 PM
It feels like it’s been April Fools Day for the past two months.
April 1, 2025 at 2:48 PM
When things can’t get any more embarrassing. Was Ted Nugent too busy shitting himself to attend?
April 1, 2025 at 2:56 AM
The good thing about being sick is that period shortly after where I sound like Bonnie Tyler.
March 18, 2025 at 3:08 PM
March 6, 2025 at 5:51 AM
February 22, 2025 at 3:54 AM
“Blow! Blow like you blow that trumpet!” 🎺 #EastEnders
February 21, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Looks like I’m not the only one who wants to find out what’s going to happen #EastEnders
February 19, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Why don’t we just drink rat poison now and get it over with? #AreWeGreatYet?
February 13, 2025 at 4:35 PM
The doors that Joella has opened!
February 3, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Can I get dinged on Facebook for telling a racist MF to shut the fuck up? Asking for a friend.
February 2, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Why does this douchebag need lieutenants?
February 1, 2025 at 9:06 PM