And yet…

The Little Engine That….wait for it…*Killed*

MY BRAIN IS A F*CKING GOLDMINE

An AI Groucho Marx horrifically murders a helpless woman with his cigar while some dude in a crappy Betty Boop mask stabs someone a bunch of times, GUYS LOOK HOW CREATIVE I AM

There's so much to say about Rob Reiner as a director, an activist, and a mensch, but I just can't summon it right now.

I mean, the entirety of “Hit Man” is basically one big audition reel for a “Glen Powell playing multiple roles” project! It’s literally right there!!!

I’m not saying the weaker reception to the new Wicked gives me hope that maybe Avatar will step in and take its Best Picture slot…

…but I’m not *not* saying that 👀

Let the Demogorgon do an anti-drug PSA

I wish the musical numbers were better, but the film really works as a meaningful exploration of what it means to be genderqueer (there’s a moment near the end where Tonatiuh changes their outfit that had me fully tearing up).

Gonna be real hilarious if my roster flops because I picked the wrong Safdie