It's hot again...

This has to be the most middle class loyalty card perk I have ever seen.

America: We’re gonna take over Canada, demonize/round up Mexicans, and go to war with everybody! Oh shit, a fire!

*Canada and Mexico show up to help with the fire*

America: We’re still gonna take over Canada, demonize/round up Mexicans, and go to war with everybody!

We are the worst neighbors🤦‍♂️

Bet that's a cold ride.

It's been a good gig going year. I've seen:
@almurray.bsky.social
@simonbrodkin.com
@janesaddictions.bsky.social - twice
@michaelmcintyre.bsky.social
Tom Morello
@edgamblecomedy.bsky.social
Moby
Terrorvision
@sarahmillican.bsky.social
Rhod Gilbert
@mrrickygervais.bsky.social
Bob Vylan - twice
(1/2)

Why don't football news stories get to the fucking point? I'm so sick of wading through several paragraphs of bullshit before you get to the actual story.

I’m contractually obligated to tell you guys the Boston Red Sox added Jhoestynxon Garcia to their 40-man roster and his nickname is “The Password.”

I clearly made a dreadful mistake when signing up for Bluesky by telling it I like cats. Now my feed is 90% cat photos.

Popped into Costco for “few” things and spent £250 as usual. While waiting to pay a man asked if he could go in front as he only had one item (roasted chicken of course). What is this witchcraft, how does someone get out of Costco with just one thing!?

I can’t believe my first Bluesky follower is an Arsenal fan! What are the odds?

COYS