I got so steamed over the one a few days ago with the fish.

Dude has more talent and charisma than Frank Sinatra

Okay I have read the (very well written) article and I do agree.

I haven’t read the article yet but I will say I think the solution to making the internet more humane is getting rid of as much ai integration and bots pretending to be humans as we possibly can, decentralizing from companies like Meta, and actually promote irl events on the front page of browsers

If I want low caffeine I drink tea. I drink coffee to brute force my way through brain fog.

Can someone patch this program directly into google?

Iconic

This is terrifyingly accurate Hank wtf my best friend other than my partner is exmormon

My god it’s an amazingly accurate and dark description of the internet

Have they not seen Kpop Demon Hunters?

Fleas might just be the bane of all mammals. The previous tenant of my apartment left an infestation that loved to chomp on humans for some reason.

Sure!

If I had the money I would load up on the pizzamas merch. Maybe one or two things

THEY HAVE A FEED?! Fantastic I know how I will be procrastinating my work now

I don’t know what this means but I don’t like Noah Kahan’s music so I’m just gonna say I would prefer to be in a crowded room composed of 50% huskies and 50% emperor penguins then even attempt to find out.

Boba is an all day all night drink Hank.

I love it because this fact is adorable, I hate it because of how obvious it looks so it sounds like someone screwing with all future humans.