and this stupid free content update model means that once the switch's servers go down it'll be almost impossible to play the "full" version of the game legally if you hadn't already. even if you buy secondhand copies they'll likely have version 1.0 on them instead of the final one.

it happens to almost every game that comes unfinished with "free updates" planned. why the hell nintendo couldn't just finish the damn game before release is beyond me. nook's cranny second upgrade, how I long for you... taken from us too soon.

i love pancake i need to compress them into a ball and do this to them

no, your female character's chest should NOT be hitting her in the face every time she jumps. we need to hire someone to walk around game companies with a spray bottle for anyone who seems to be getting too enthusiastic with the weight painting.

honestly I was sold when I saw someone demonstrating that the game has in-depth clothing physics, but absolutely zero chest movement. about time someone pointed out that that's really not the way those things move in real life.

10 hours for 100%? that's gotta be inaccurate, right? that has to be the time of a speedrunner or something, there's no way they're selling a game at a AAA price tag with only 10 hours of content and all the artistic value of toilet roll packaging... right???

"Your body, my choice" okay? your dick, my boot.

anyway im gonna go mod this thing and put project diva F on it fuck yeah

as it should be

oh do NOT do that. I can only clear it about half the time and I have a deck that's entirely powerful electric types

really? in my experience the CPU kinda sucks. maybe it's more down to your deck building idk. like if you've only started yesterday you're not gonna be able to really beat anything no matter how good you are strategically. my advice is to just stick to grinding hourglasses to start with

and every time the resolution changes the button moves to a different spot on your monitor and you need to go looking for it

wait I don't know anything about the modern metroid games is she a bird or something

what on earth is happening in america. there's some sort of alternate dimension situation over there I'm sure of it.

I guess I didn't need to be a productive member of society for the next week anyway :P

you'll never guess what I've got on the table next to me right now

every game I've spent any decent amount of time playing has been less than half of that. stardew valley, minecraft, balatro, hell I've probably spent more time playing flash games than I have playing AAA stuff. It's all just a waste of money and you probably won't play it for more than a week.