James "Meat Clown" Wilcox
@james-wilcox.bsky.social
A Seven-Layer Bean Dip of Horniness and Depression | he/him
More and more, December sneaks up on me and I figure out later and later every year which day of the week Trauma Day is.
I suppose that's healing, in a way.
I suppose that's healing, in a way.
November 28, 2023 at 4:59 AM
More and more, December sneaks up on me and I figure out later and later every year which day of the week Trauma Day is.
I suppose that's healing, in a way.
I suppose that's healing, in a way.
Oh damn, Italian Week is going to have a lot of jokes about cream filling and such, yes? 👀🤣
November 28, 2023 at 2:42 AM
Oh damn, Italian Week is going to have a lot of jokes about cream filling and such, yes? 👀🤣
I did so much yardwork and yet I'm still awake. This bites. And not in the fun way.
November 27, 2023 at 7:37 AM
I did so much yardwork and yet I'm still awake. This bites. And not in the fun way.
Puzzmo has the most consistently horny crosswords 😅😩
November 26, 2023 at 5:38 PM
Puzzmo has the most consistently horny crosswords 😅😩
I want to be a tiny gnome in an oversized bed.
November 23, 2023 at 6:25 AM
I want to be a tiny gnome in an oversized bed.
Even for someone who has been online since like... 1995?
I'm shocked at the sheer magnitude of Minions-related porn out there.
I'm shocked at the sheer magnitude of Minions-related porn out there.
November 22, 2023 at 2:04 AM
Even for someone who has been online since like... 1995?
I'm shocked at the sheer magnitude of Minions-related porn out there.
I'm shocked at the sheer magnitude of Minions-related porn out there.
I put the last of my leftover chili verde over rice and this was a grand plan
November 21, 2023 at 8:27 PM
I put the last of my leftover chili verde over rice and this was a grand plan
Read romance novels!!
They're not all Harlequin (but they can be, if you like!) and there's quite literally something for everyone's taste.
Might I suggest Delilah Green Doesn't Care by Ashley Herring Blake, or Kiss Her Once for Me by Alice Cochrun?
They're not all Harlequin (but they can be, if you like!) and there's quite literally something for everyone's taste.
Might I suggest Delilah Green Doesn't Care by Ashley Herring Blake, or Kiss Her Once for Me by Alice Cochrun?
something I would really like to see is more men reading romance novels
the stigma around it is causing a lot of people to miss out on some incredibly fun, charming books - and while plenty of them are unrealistic, you can learn things about how to treat people as well
the stigma around it is causing a lot of people to miss out on some incredibly fun, charming books - and while plenty of them are unrealistic, you can learn things about how to treat people as well
November 21, 2023 at 3:52 PM
Read romance novels!!
They're not all Harlequin (but they can be, if you like!) and there's quite literally something for everyone's taste.
Might I suggest Delilah Green Doesn't Care by Ashley Herring Blake, or Kiss Her Once for Me by Alice Cochrun?
They're not all Harlequin (but they can be, if you like!) and there's quite literally something for everyone's taste.
Might I suggest Delilah Green Doesn't Care by Ashley Herring Blake, or Kiss Her Once for Me by Alice Cochrun?
Subspace! Which given my proclivities now is EXTREMELY on brand.
I remember downloading the installer on a 14.4 mbps modem in 1996.
Or was that the 9600 baud? 🤔
It took forever 😅
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/SubSpac...
I remember downloading the installer on a 14.4 mbps modem in 1996.
Or was that the 9600 baud? 🤔
It took forever 😅
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/SubSpac...
November 21, 2023 at 3:29 PM
Subspace! Which given my proclivities now is EXTREMELY on brand.
I remember downloading the installer on a 14.4 mbps modem in 1996.
Or was that the 9600 baud? 🤔
It took forever 😅
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/SubSpac...
I remember downloading the installer on a 14.4 mbps modem in 1996.
Or was that the 9600 baud? 🤔
It took forever 😅
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/SubSpac...
The problem with putting in so much time and effort into chili verde is that I am simply done with cooking for the week.
Even though I'm not.
Even though I'm not.
November 21, 2023 at 2:35 AM
The problem with putting in so much time and effort into chili verde is that I am simply done with cooking for the week.
Even though I'm not.
Even though I'm not.
Reposted by James "Meat Clown" Wilcox
I know we all know this but just a reminder, get ALL the free tests your household is owed, every time, even if you still have a stockpile because it’s one of the few direct tools we have to communicate to the government that WE STILL NEED FREE TESTS and there’s still high demand for COVID resources
More free COVID tests are now available from the US government. apnews.com/article/free...
More free COVID-19 tests from the government are available for home delivery through the mail
The U.S. government is offering to send another round of at-home virus tests ahead of the typical surge in cases during the winter holiday season.
apnews.com
November 20, 2023 at 11:25 PM
I know we all know this but just a reminder, get ALL the free tests your household is owed, every time, even if you still have a stockpile because it’s one of the few direct tools we have to communicate to the government that WE STILL NEED FREE TESTS and there’s still high demand for COVID resources
After today's Wordle and Connections, I'm feeling like a genius.
The day can only get worse from here.
The day can only get worse from here.
November 20, 2023 at 4:00 PM
After today's Wordle and Connections, I'm feeling like a genius.
The day can only get worse from here.
The day can only get worse from here.
Nine hours later...
Chili verde 🤤🤤🤤
Chili verde 🤤🤤🤤
November 20, 2023 at 1:45 AM
Nine hours later...
Chili verde 🤤🤤🤤
Chili verde 🤤🤤🤤
The horny dragon book was delivered to me today. I won't have time to read it until Monday at the soonest, but...
If it's not horny enough I'll be very upset 😤
If it's not horny enough I'll be very upset 😤
November 19, 2023 at 5:42 AM
The horny dragon book was delivered to me today. I won't have time to read it until Monday at the soonest, but...
If it's not horny enough I'll be very upset 😤
If it's not horny enough I'll be very upset 😤
Fuck you, Connections. Slurp my asshole.
November 18, 2023 at 5:44 PM
Fuck you, Connections. Slurp my asshole.
why would murderboy do this?
November 18, 2023 at 6:36 AM
why would murderboy do this?
I need it
November 18, 2023 at 5:45 AM
I need it
About to ruin my night (possibly my weekend) with Taco Bell and the Scott Pilgrim anime.
November 18, 2023 at 1:46 AM
About to ruin my night (possibly my weekend) with Taco Bell and the Scott Pilgrim anime.
Born to jack off, forced to attend Zoom meetings 😴
November 16, 2023 at 10:26 PM
Born to jack off, forced to attend Zoom meetings 😴
Damn, did you know that the original Metroid (on NES) takes place in 2005?
November 16, 2023 at 4:55 PM
Damn, did you know that the original Metroid (on NES) takes place in 2005?
I assume @thegiggas.bsky.social has already told @chex926.bsky.social
November 16, 2023 at 3:07 AM
I assume @thegiggas.bsky.social has already told @chex926.bsky.social
Why does my keyboard know "jizzkle" as a word?
Like
I know who I am and what I'm about but
What's a jizzkle?!
Like
I know who I am and what I'm about but
What's a jizzkle?!
November 15, 2023 at 10:49 PM
Why does my keyboard know "jizzkle" as a word?
Like
I know who I am and what I'm about but
What's a jizzkle?!
Like
I know who I am and what I'm about but
What's a jizzkle?!