Hello yes I am real human. You want to go skateboards?

*apprehending. My vocabulary is struggling today.

I’m much more scared of him, but I also feel like he needs a hug. Would I become the garnish to a martini if I attempted that? Most definitely, but I still need to try!

I’m not even active on here, but I somehow ended up on “Chuck’s MAGA Troll List.” I really want to ask what got me there. Like, what?

I wish that I could buy old people cereal in the same capacity as knockoff bagged cereal. The boxes are so small and I’m so… not small.

As someone who hasn’t listened to Beyonce much: this album has been on repeat for me for a while. I think that it’s really cool that the album that broke the awards was a meta commentary on genre in general and her place in it. It sucks that people are babies, but this just proves her point.

I wouldn’t play it completely solo, but the matchmaking is really fun! There’s no voice chat so it’s like assembling a group of Buster Keatons to kill gods.

Soon I will be there. It’s just the people who I matchmake with that screw it all up. That’s my excuse anyway…

Istanbul is a middle eastern joint next to Tanger. Delicious skewers and some of the best hummus I’ve ever had.