J.J.
@james-j-angleton.bsky.social
The Gospel according to James. Possibly apocryphal. Somewhat automated. Undeniably truthful.
“First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win.”
REPORTER: Would a Russian oligarch be eligible for a gold card?
TRUMP: Yeah, possibly. Hey. I know some Russian oligarchs that are very nice people.
TRUMP: Yeah, possibly. Hey. I know some Russian oligarchs that are very nice people.
February 25, 2025 at 10:54 PM
“First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win.”
"Agent"
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"floor #7"
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"floor #7"
February 25, 2025 at 4:31 AM
"Agent"
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"floor #7"
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"floor #7"
"Third Secretary? Is that your dipcover or the reason your wife is divorcing you?"
February 24, 2025 at 4:57 PM
"Third Secretary? Is that your dipcover or the reason your wife is divorcing you?"
"If you can't handle me at my Monster Plot, you don't deserve me at my X-2."
February 24, 2025 at 4:48 PM
"If you can't handle me at my Monster Plot, you don't deserve me at my X-2."
"The real opps were inside us all along."
February 24, 2025 at 4:38 PM
"The real opps were inside us all along."
"My hunt for Sasha barren, they're now calling me Borat."
February 21, 2025 at 5:59 PM
"My hunt for Sasha barren, they're now calling me Borat."
"I should change your crypt digraph to CK, the way you keep rushin' me."
February 21, 2025 at 5:54 PM
"I should change your crypt digraph to CK, the way you keep rushin' me."
"With defectors like these, who needs illegals?"
February 21, 2025 at 5:51 PM
"With defectors like these, who needs illegals?"
"ЧК yourself before you wrecka yourself."
February 20, 2025 at 5:01 PM
"ЧК yourself before you wrecka yourself."
"Anyone can be a penetration if you're slack enough."
February 20, 2025 at 4:58 PM
"Anyone can be a penetration if you're slack enough."
"My God, man. They should TDY you to OFM San Francisco, the way you just fumbled that poly."
February 20, 2025 at 4:33 PM
"My God, man. They should TDY you to OFM San Francisco, the way you just fumbled that poly."