James
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Mysterious old guy Greg from White Lotus.
Uncle Rico from Napoleon Dynamite.
SAME GUY.
What
Uncle Rico from Napoleon Dynamite.
SAME GUY.
What
July 3, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Mysterious old guy Greg from White Lotus.
Uncle Rico from Napoleon Dynamite.
SAME GUY.
What
Uncle Rico from Napoleon Dynamite.
SAME GUY.
What
Wait, so about that cover of The Locomotion that was a big hit in the 80s…
That was Kylie Minogue????
Whaaaaat
That was Kylie Minogue????
Whaaaaat
May 27, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Wait, so about that cover of The Locomotion that was a big hit in the 80s…
That was Kylie Minogue????
Whaaaaat
That was Kylie Minogue????
Whaaaaat
Company names are bad and wrong. Order them carefully, shift each name up by one, and let the top name loop around to the bottom. Everything gets better:
Spotify - Real estate
Fidelity - Audio streaming
TikTok - Financial services
Signal - Brainless videos
Redfin - Connect/argue with friends
Spotify - Real estate
Fidelity - Audio streaming
TikTok - Financial services
Signal - Brainless videos
Redfin - Connect/argue with friends
April 6, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Company names are bad and wrong. Order them carefully, shift each name up by one, and let the top name loop around to the bottom. Everything gets better:
Spotify - Real estate
Fidelity - Audio streaming
TikTok - Financial services
Signal - Brainless videos
Redfin - Connect/argue with friends
Spotify - Real estate
Fidelity - Audio streaming
TikTok - Financial services
Signal - Brainless videos
Redfin - Connect/argue with friends
Fox Philadelphia post game coverage:
Misspelling “E-A-G-L-S-E-S”
in the studio, a remote reporter dropping the F-bomb, and missing a key player interview in the Superdome to show another remote reporter in the streets who seems drunk to the point of incoherence.
Peak Fox, peak Philly.
Misspelling “E-A-G-L-S-E-S”
in the studio, a remote reporter dropping the F-bomb, and missing a key player interview in the Superdome to show another remote reporter in the streets who seems drunk to the point of incoherence.
Peak Fox, peak Philly.
February 10, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Fox Philadelphia post game coverage:
Misspelling “E-A-G-L-S-E-S”
in the studio, a remote reporter dropping the F-bomb, and missing a key player interview in the Superdome to show another remote reporter in the streets who seems drunk to the point of incoherence.
Peak Fox, peak Philly.
Misspelling “E-A-G-L-S-E-S”
in the studio, a remote reporter dropping the F-bomb, and missing a key player interview in the Superdome to show another remote reporter in the streets who seems drunk to the point of incoherence.
Peak Fox, peak Philly.
TayTay is not going to be happy about this.
February 10, 2025 at 2:53 AM
TayTay is not going to be happy about this.
Ok, your move Phillies.
February 10, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Ok, your move Phillies.
Eagles fans: After this season you won’t get to complain ever again about the refs favoring some other team.
Obviously it didn’t make any net difference in this game — but if we’re being honest, it didn’t in that last Super Bowl either. Yes, despite that one play. Time to hang up that gripe forever!
Obviously it didn’t make any net difference in this game — but if we’re being honest, it didn’t in that last Super Bowl either. Yes, despite that one play. Time to hang up that gripe forever!
February 10, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Eagles fans: After this season you won’t get to complain ever again about the refs favoring some other team.
Obviously it didn’t make any net difference in this game — but if we’re being honest, it didn’t in that last Super Bowl either. Yes, despite that one play. Time to hang up that gripe forever!
Obviously it didn’t make any net difference in this game — but if we’re being honest, it didn’t in that last Super Bowl either. Yes, despite that one play. Time to hang up that gripe forever!
How severe is the irony that KC prepared their defense MASTERFULLY to contain Barkley, but not at all for anything else?
February 10, 2025 at 2:37 AM
How severe is the irony that KC prepared their defense MASTERFULLY to contain Barkley, but not at all for anything else?
Man, in Super Bowls Carson Wentz just can’t catch a break.
February 10, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Man, in Super Bowls Carson Wentz just can’t catch a break.
34-6 is a slightly bigger ass kicking than the Ravens’ utter dismantling of the Giants in 2001. The greatest blowouts in history are within reach. Washington, Seattle, Dallas, Chicago, and SF are watching their legacies closely.
February 10, 2025 at 2:32 AM
34-6 is a slightly bigger ass kicking than the Ravens’ utter dismantling of the Giants in 2001. The greatest blowouts in history are within reach. Washington, Seattle, Dallas, Chicago, and SF are watching their legacies closely.
9:19pm EST, Feb 9 2025:
I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of TVs were suddenly silenced.
I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of TVs were suddenly silenced.
February 10, 2025 at 2:22 AM
9:19pm EST, Feb 9 2025:
I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of TVs were suddenly silenced.
I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of TVs were suddenly silenced.
The Eagles will now be 50/50 in Super Bowls against each of the two best QB-coach combos in living memory. No other franchise can say that.
February 10, 2025 at 2:22 AM
The Eagles will now be 50/50 in Super Bowls against each of the two best QB-coach combos in living memory. No other franchise can say that.
“Okay halftime planning board, what can we do this year to be the EXACT opposite of Katy Perry?”
February 10, 2025 at 1:43 AM
“Okay halftime planning board, what can we do this year to be the EXACT opposite of Katy Perry?”
This is the second largest halftime lead ever. Biggest was Washington over Denver at halftime of the 1988 Super Bowl, 35-10 after the greatest quarter of offense in Super Bowl history.
…But tonight’s game is pretty good too.
…But tonight’s game is pretty good too.
February 10, 2025 at 1:34 AM
This is the second largest halftime lead ever. Biggest was Washington over Denver at halftime of the 1988 Super Bowl, 35-10 after the greatest quarter of offense in Super Bowl history.
…But tonight’s game is pretty good too.
…But tonight’s game is pretty good too.
My Super Bowl commercial wish: A Kimmy Schmidt reboot with Ron Torbert singing about Trident gum.
February 10, 2025 at 1:19 AM
My Super Bowl commercial wish: A Kimmy Schmidt reboot with Ron Torbert singing about Trident gum.
The Eagles fan on Fox’s NFL pregame coverage yelling “E-A-G-E-L Eagles” into the mic is just absolutely peak Philly. Hilarious.
February 9, 2025 at 9:28 PM
The Eagles fan on Fox’s NFL pregame coverage yelling “E-A-G-E-L Eagles” into the mic is just absolutely peak Philly. Hilarious.
Are you worried about the future? Feeling unsure about who you are?
You’re not alone. Even pharmacies can experience crises of confidence sometimes.
You’re not alone. Even pharmacies can experience crises of confidence sometimes.
December 28, 2024 at 5:18 AM
Are you worried about the future? Feeling unsure about who you are?
You’re not alone. Even pharmacies can experience crises of confidence sometimes.
You’re not alone. Even pharmacies can experience crises of confidence sometimes.
Everybody loves ramen.
December 27, 2024 at 4:09 PM
Everybody loves ramen.
When you get stuck so deep in the Pigeon Forge mirror maze that your only hope is yelling “Corn is no basis for a distilled spirit” and waiting for the officers to find you.
December 3, 2024 at 4:52 AM
When you get stuck so deep in the Pigeon Forge mirror maze that your only hope is yelling “Corn is no basis for a distilled spirit” and waiting for the officers to find you.
I don’t have too many plants. You have too many plants. Shut up.
December 3, 2024 at 4:30 AM
I don’t have too many plants. You have too many plants. Shut up.
Here you go. All of your problems are solved and you’re welcome
December 1, 2024 at 4:58 AM
Here you go. All of your problems are solved and you’re welcome
Hey ChatGPT, create an updated logo for the movie White Christmas but with the font consisting entirely of curly fries.
November 30, 2024 at 9:29 PM
Hey ChatGPT, create an updated logo for the movie White Christmas but with the font consisting entirely of curly fries.
Reposted by James
On this day in 1988, "Mystery Science Theater 3000" debuted on KTMA-TV in Minneapolis. MST3K's first eppy covered "Invaders from the Deep."
November 24, 2024 at 4:47 PM
On this day in 1988, "Mystery Science Theater 3000" debuted on KTMA-TV in Minneapolis. MST3K's first eppy covered "Invaders from the Deep."
Reposted by James
