Jamelah
@jamelah.bsky.social
Michigander. ADHD poster child. IT person who won't fix your printer. Fan of crows, hot sauce, Jane Austen, dogs. Allergic to cats. Not a fan of meanness or stupidity. 🇾🇪🇱🇧🇵🇸
Blog: jamelah.net
Photos: instagram.com/jamelahgram
Blog: jamelah.net
Photos: instagram.com/jamelahgram
Good news! With the Supreme Court allowing the Trump admin to fire consumer product safety regulators, I know what I'm getting my kids for Christmas.
July 23, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Good news! With the Supreme Court allowing the Trump admin to fire consumer product safety regulators, I know what I'm getting my kids for Christmas.
Chewy.com sent me a coupon to buy my dog a birthday gift, which was very nice and I am definitely enjoying the pictures of cats plotting murder for being photographed in stupid hats.
July 3, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Chewy.com sent me a coupon to buy my dog a birthday gift, which was very nice and I am definitely enjoying the pictures of cats plotting murder for being photographed in stupid hats.
It's firefly season, which is the best season.
June 26, 2025 at 7:57 PM
It's firefly season, which is the best season.
Great Blue Heron, looking for lunch, the light on its wings just so.
#birds #birds #photography #photo
#birds #birds #photography #photo
May 31, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Great Blue Heron, looking for lunch, the light on its wings just so.
#birds #birds #photography #photo
#birds #birds #photography #photo
With apologies to lizards, it is unsurprising to see my congressman, the lizard-in-a-skin-suit Tim Walberg, standing proudly in this photo behind Mike Johnson because he's a monster who loves taking away people's healthcare to give tax cuts to the rich.
May 22, 2025 at 11:42 AM
With apologies to lizards, it is unsurprising to see my congressman, the lizard-in-a-skin-suit Tim Walberg, standing proudly in this photo behind Mike Johnson because he's a monster who loves taking away people's healthcare to give tax cuts to the rich.
I don't like promoting anything I do, but look, there are lots of websites where you can spend your time, but know that mine has its its latest post tagged with "raccoons in a swamp" which is, I'm PRETTY SURE, something that you're not gonna find anywhere else.
jamelah.net/2025/05/14/w...
jamelah.net/2025/05/14/w...
May 15, 2025 at 4:25 PM
I don't like promoting anything I do, but look, there are lots of websites where you can spend your time, but know that mine has its its latest post tagged with "raccoons in a swamp" which is, I'm PRETTY SURE, something that you're not gonna find anywhere else.
jamelah.net/2025/05/14/w...
jamelah.net/2025/05/14/w...
I happened upon the #TenMinuteMerlin hashtag earlier today and decided it was a great idea so I tried it over lunch and though my neighbor was running a weed whip THE ENTIRE TIME these are the birds it heard.
May 14, 2025 at 6:38 PM
I happened upon the #TenMinuteMerlin hashtag earlier today and decided it was a great idea so I tried it over lunch and though my neighbor was running a weed whip THE ENTIRE TIME these are the birds it heard.
For Iron Photographer. Other than the sourdough starter (Vincent VanDough), the yarn ball and the tea kettle were both my mother-in-law's, I realized.
#photography 📷📸 #IronPhotographer
#IP3
#photography 📷📸 #IronPhotographer
#IP3
May 14, 2025 at 3:53 PM
For Iron Photographer. Other than the sourdough starter (Vincent VanDough), the yarn ball and the tea kettle were both my mother-in-law's, I realized.
#photography 📷📸 #IronPhotographer
#IP3
#photography 📷📸 #IronPhotographer
#IP3
Hi friends, just a reminder that I am sending prints to folks who donate to Palestinian fundraisers! For donations of at least $10, I will send you a print of your choosing (or if you'd like, I will pick) from a gallery linked on the Google form below.
forms.gle/W9mLoP1agiPz...
#photography
forms.gle/W9mLoP1agiPz...
#photography
May 2, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Hi friends, just a reminder that I am sending prints to folks who donate to Palestinian fundraisers! For donations of at least $10, I will send you a print of your choosing (or if you'd like, I will pick) from a gallery linked on the Google form below.
forms.gle/W9mLoP1agiPz...
#photography
forms.gle/W9mLoP1agiPz...
#photography
With alt text.
Elissa Slotkin is the Kirsten Sinema of John Fettermans. Without remarkable outfits.
Elissa Slotkin is the Kirsten Sinema of John Fettermans. Without remarkable outfits.
April 25, 2025 at 11:09 AM
With alt text.
Elissa Slotkin is the Kirsten Sinema of John Fettermans. Without remarkable outfits.
Elissa Slotkin is the Kirsten Sinema of John Fettermans. Without remarkable outfits.
April 21, 2025 at 3:40 PM
April 17, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Nobody said it looked like that.
April 14, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Nobody said it looked like that.
maybe the unpopular kids die
What my face looks like when I am trying to convince myself to be in a good mood and failing (I put on glittery eyeshadow in an attempt to mood boost.) So far it hasn't been a great month. We lost power in a…
https://jamelah.net/2025/04/10/maybe-the-unpopular-kids-die/
What my face looks like when I am trying to convince myself to be in a good mood and failing (I put on glittery eyeshadow in an attempt to mood boost.) So far it hasn't been a great month. We lost power in a…
https://jamelah.net/2025/04/10/maybe-the-unpopular-kids-die/
April 10, 2025 at 10:01 PM
maybe the unpopular kids die
What my face looks like when I am trying to convince myself to be in a good mood and failing (I put on glittery eyeshadow in an attempt to mood boost.) So far it hasn't been a great month. We lost power in a…
https://jamelah.net/2025/04/10/maybe-the-unpopular-kids-die/
What my face looks like when I am trying to convince myself to be in a good mood and failing (I put on glittery eyeshadow in an attempt to mood boost.) So far it hasn't been a great month. We lost power in a…
https://jamelah.net/2025/04/10/maybe-the-unpopular-kids-die/
Many years ago I had a situationship with a guy who liked to say "May you live in interesting times," and I don't know, but I think he cursed us.
April 9, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Many years ago I had a situationship with a guy who liked to say "May you live in interesting times," and I don't know, but I think he cursed us.
For the inaugural Iron Photographer. Play along! The elements are:
1. Something you wear on your head
2. Your favorite article of clothing
3. Black & white
#IronPhotographer
#IP1
#photography
1. Something you wear on your head
2. Your favorite article of clothing
3. Black & white
#IronPhotographer
#IP1
#photography
April 1, 2025 at 12:51 PM
For the inaugural Iron Photographer. Play along! The elements are:
1. Something you wear on your head
2. Your favorite article of clothing
3. Black & white
#IronPhotographer
#IP1
#photography
1. Something you wear on your head
2. Your favorite article of clothing
3. Black & white
#IronPhotographer
#IP1
#photography
When the 80mph wind takes out just your power and you're trapped in your house until the power company comes to clear up the live wires on your front porch.
March 30, 2025 at 10:17 PM
When the 80mph wind takes out just your power and you're trapped in your house until the power company comes to clear up the live wires on your front porch.
For #BlueskyArtShow theme #arch -- taken in Casa Battló in Barcelona, which was absolutely full of them. I kept coming back here to try to get a clear shot of it without a bunch of people in it. I had basically given up on it when I caught this. #photography
March 29, 2025 at 5:21 PM
For #BlueskyArtShow theme #arch -- taken in Casa Battló in Barcelona, which was absolutely full of them. I kept coming back here to try to get a clear shot of it without a bunch of people in it. I had basically given up on it when I caught this. #photography
Hi Darth, Shadow wondered where you were.
March 26, 2025 at 11:21 AM
Hi Darth, Shadow wondered where you were.
With alt text.
Like, do you guys not know that your phone will extract text from a screenshot for you? It's fast and easy.
Like, do you guys not know that your phone will extract text from a screenshot for you? It's fast and easy.
March 24, 2025 at 5:25 PM
With alt text.
Like, do you guys not know that your phone will extract text from a screenshot for you? It's fast and easy.
Like, do you guys not know that your phone will extract text from a screenshot for you? It's fast and easy.
Make your own jokes. There are many possibilities.
March 18, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Make your own jokes. There are many possibilities.
Look man, I'm going to stab you if you don't stop humping my leg.
(I normally don't mention because it's fairly utilitarian, but I feel like the alt text is worth it here.)
(I normally don't mention because it's fairly utilitarian, but I feel like the alt text is worth it here.)
March 16, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Look man, I'm going to stab you if you don't stop humping my leg.
(I normally don't mention because it's fairly utilitarian, but I feel like the alt text is worth it here.)
(I normally don't mention because it's fairly utilitarian, but I feel like the alt text is worth it here.)
With alt text, since it's only fair that everyone gets to read this crock of shit.
They're already shutting the government down and stripping it for parts, and I hope that you are haunted by every person who loses essential services as a result of your cowardice for the rest of your days.
They're already shutting the government down and stripping it for parts, and I hope that you are haunted by every person who loses essential services as a result of your cowardice for the rest of your days.
March 15, 2025 at 4:59 PM
With alt text, since it's only fair that everyone gets to read this crock of shit.
They're already shutting the government down and stripping it for parts, and I hope that you are haunted by every person who loses essential services as a result of your cowardice for the rest of your days.
They're already shutting the government down and stripping it for parts, and I hope that you are haunted by every person who loses essential services as a result of your cowardice for the rest of your days.