James Schlarmann
@jamboschlarmbo.bsky.social
Dope Dad. Amateur Professional.
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I remember growing up in a conservative household I was told about how in communist dictatorships, the people starve while the leaders build opulent palaces and ballrooms. Anyway, not sure why I brought that up.
If there’s a silver lining to some Democrats doing what some Democrats always do, it’s that once the government re-opens, Johnson has to swear-in Grijalva and that’s when the Epstein File discharge petition gets released.
November 10, 2025 at 3:52 PM
If there’s a silver lining to some Democrats doing what some Democrats always do, it’s that once the government re-opens, Johnson has to swear-in Grijalva and that’s when the Epstein File discharge petition gets released.
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“I can’t stand not doing anything towards tomorrow.”
— Miles Davis
— Miles Davis
November 9, 2025 at 5:33 PM
“I can’t stand not doing anything towards tomorrow.”
— Miles Davis
— Miles Davis
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Tariff dividends are a burglar giving your remote back after he steals your TV.
November 9, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Tariff dividends are a burglar giving your remote back after he steals your TV.
It’s amazing to me that as stupid as I think Trump’s supporters are, he agrees, and they don’t care.
November 9, 2025 at 3:49 PM
It’s amazing to me that as stupid as I think Trump’s supporters are, he agrees, and they don’t care.
It takes a real gutter-pig of a human being to ask the Supreme Court to invalidate every same-sex marriage because they hurt your gutter-pig feelings, especially when you’re a gutter pig with a couple divorces of your own.
November 8, 2025 at 3:32 PM
It takes a real gutter-pig of a human being to ask the Supreme Court to invalidate every same-sex marriage because they hurt your gutter-pig feelings, especially when you’re a gutter pig with a couple divorces of your own.
Can’t find the clit even when your sister points it out to you? Super-racist while also being super-dumb? Consider a career with ICE!
November 7, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Can’t find the clit even when your sister points it out to you? Super-racist while also being super-dumb? Consider a career with ICE!
If I had a trillion dollars but it still wasn’t enough to buy friends who liked me or the kindness of a woman who wasn’t just taking my money in exchange for sexless procreation, I’d probably fuck right off to Mars now, but maybe that’s me?
November 7, 2025 at 3:55 PM
If I had a trillion dollars but it still wasn’t enough to buy friends who liked me or the kindness of a woman who wasn’t just taking my money in exchange for sexless procreation, I’d probably fuck right off to Mars now, but maybe that’s me?
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Very much! I keep thinking of the French Revolution, and the similarities. When the
populace has had
enough nothing will stop them!
populace has had
enough nothing will stop them!
November 6, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Very much! I keep thinking of the French Revolution, and the similarities. When the
populace has had
enough nothing will stop them!
populace has had
enough nothing will stop them!
Short and sweet, like his mom.
November 5, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Short and sweet, like his mom.
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🎯💯💔
I remember growing up in a conservative household I was told about how in communist dictatorships, the people starve while the leaders build opulent palaces and ballrooms. Anyway, not sure why I brought that up.
November 5, 2025 at 3:39 AM
🎯💯💔
*Looks at results in NY, VA, and NJ*
Oh I see, THAT’S why they need to rig the mid-terms.
Oh I see, THAT’S why they need to rig the mid-terms.
November 5, 2025 at 2:55 AM
*Looks at results in NY, VA, and NJ*
Oh I see, THAT’S why they need to rig the mid-terms.
Oh I see, THAT’S why they need to rig the mid-terms.
One of my favorite sexual positions is “Fuck ICE.”
November 4, 2025 at 6:36 PM
One of my favorite sexual positions is “Fuck ICE.”
Am I allowed to mock Dick Cheney dying, or is it like that one guy whose name I can’t remember already, after he got shot I guess?
November 4, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Am I allowed to mock Dick Cheney dying, or is it like that one guy whose name I can’t remember already, after he got shot I guess?
🎶Either, either, neither, neither, let’s release the Epstein files🎶
November 4, 2025 at 5:45 PM
🎶Either, either, neither, neither, let’s release the Epstein files🎶
“Mamdani’s a socialist!”
Good. Do you have any idea how many Nazis socialists killed in Europe?
November 4, 2025 at 3:23 PM
“Mamdani’s a socialist!”
Good. Do you have any idea how many Nazis socialists killed in Europe?
I’m not saying every ICE agent is a Nazi. Just the ones who are racially profiling, harassing, and mass incarcerating people into camps.
November 2, 2025 at 5:11 PM
I’m not saying every ICE agent is a Nazi. Just the ones who are racially profiling, harassing, and mass incarcerating people into camps.
“Four score and seven years ago, I took a dump in a bathroom without any marble or gold. I hope some chonky child r*pist avenges me for that grievous insult one day.”
- Abe “MAGA” Lincoln c.1864
- Abe “MAGA” Lincoln c.1864
November 1, 2025 at 6:14 PM
“Four score and seven years ago, I took a dump in a bathroom without any marble or gold. I hope some chonky child r*pist avenges me for that grievous insult one day.”
- Abe “MAGA” Lincoln c.1864
- Abe “MAGA” Lincoln c.1864
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“Power always thinks it has a great soul and vast views beyond the comprehension of the weak; and that it is doing God's service when it is violating all his laws.”
—John Adams, 2nd US president (1735-1826)
—John Adams, 2nd US president (1735-1826)
October 31, 2025 at 6:00 PM
“Power always thinks it has a great soul and vast views beyond the comprehension of the weak; and that it is doing God's service when it is violating all his laws.”
—John Adams, 2nd US president (1735-1826)
—John Adams, 2nd US president (1735-1826)
Bill Gates may need to open up his Task Manager and kill the Oligarch.exe task that’s making him a climate denier.
October 31, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Bill Gates may need to open up his Task Manager and kill the Oligarch.exe task that’s making him a climate denier.
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I remember growing up being told about how nobody but leadership was safe in such plance.
This list was 1,475 long this morning.
docs.google.com/document/u/1...
Trump's spiritual advisor is number 1,313. He's in prison for raping a 12 year old girl. The TDS guy is number 1,381.
This list was 1,475 long this morning.
docs.google.com/document/u/1...
Trump's spiritual advisor is number 1,313. He's in prison for raping a 12 year old girl. The TDS guy is number 1,381.
#RightWingSexualPredators
docs.google.com
October 31, 2025 at 3:49 PM
I remember growing up being told about how nobody but leadership was safe in such plance.
This list was 1,475 long this morning.
docs.google.com/document/u/1...
Trump's spiritual advisor is number 1,313. He's in prison for raping a 12 year old girl. The TDS guy is number 1,381.
This list was 1,475 long this morning.
docs.google.com/document/u/1...
Trump's spiritual advisor is number 1,313. He's in prison for raping a 12 year old girl. The TDS guy is number 1,381.
How much longer can we go until Antifa re-opens the government, funds SNAP, and extends the ACA subsidies?!
October 31, 2025 at 3:34 PM
How much longer can we go until Antifa re-opens the government, funds SNAP, and extends the ACA subsidies?!
I remember growing up in a conservative household I was told about how in communist dictatorships, the people starve while the leaders build opulent palaces and ballrooms. Anyway, not sure why I brought that up.
October 30, 2025 at 3:12 PM
I remember growing up in a conservative household I was told about how in communist dictatorships, the people starve while the leaders build opulent palaces and ballrooms. Anyway, not sure why I brought that up.
“With malice toward none…” used to sound magnanimous to me, now I see it was just more white washing. Our country will never heal from the deep scar of slavery. Ever.
We should have punished the Confederates.
October 30, 2025 at 3:07 PM
“With malice toward none…” used to sound magnanimous to me, now I see it was just more white washing. Our country will never heal from the deep scar of slavery. Ever.
Can someone smarter than me (not hard) explain how building a giant ballroom while the government is shutdown and people are about to starve fulfills even the preamble of the Constitution?
MAGA, you might need to read it first. Oh, shit, which means you might need to learn how to read first.
MAGA, you might need to read it first. Oh, shit, which means you might need to learn how to read first.
October 29, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Can someone smarter than me (not hard) explain how building a giant ballroom while the government is shutdown and people are about to starve fulfills even the preamble of the Constitution?
MAGA, you might need to read it first. Oh, shit, which means you might need to learn how to read first.
MAGA, you might need to read it first. Oh, shit, which means you might need to learn how to read first.