you would not believe the day I had

you would also not believe the amount of taco bell I just demolished

I have found something that's made me feel again

the warriors concept album is so fucking good I can't stop listening

I kinda hate falling in love

Every game should let you "pet the dog" but every game should have to come up with a new action that isn't pet and a new object that isn't dog. Can you feed the worms? Can you nuzzle the snakes? Can you wave at the shadows across the moor? Can you slurp the juice? Can you raise the sluice?

I mean this with every fucking fiber of my being

FUCK MEN.

going to try and survive today

Of course I look like shit the one time my doordasher is actually hot 😤

just saw wicked?

The 22nd annual Moonstone Jamboreen is super cancelled.

panic attack by the pizzas at the grocery store

chicken nugget slut

great googly moogly

dick