Jay LaPerriere
@jamaginary.bsky.social
42, nerd, LARPer, crafter, nonbinary.
It's 69° and I took a walk with my parasol and I smell fresh grass.
May 13, 2025 at 6:46 PM
It's 69° and I took a walk with my parasol and I smell fresh grass.
Old white men can kindly stop touching me or I will break some fingers and some spirits.
February 20, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Old white men can kindly stop touching me or I will break some fingers and some spirits.
Out of context: "How would we describe her anyhow? 'Skinny blond crackhead wearing denim'? That's like, twenty people in the Walmart right now, at least."
February 14, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Out of context: "How would we describe her anyhow? 'Skinny blond crackhead wearing denim'? That's like, twenty people in the Walmart right now, at least."
"I set off the scanner just by walking past it. It must know I'm metal as fuck."
February 14, 2025 at 5:04 PM
"I set off the scanner just by walking past it. It must know I'm metal as fuck."
Someone left a *broken* bottle of Aqua Velva Musk on my register without telling me it was broken. It got on my phone. Now everything smells like my father.
February 8, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Someone left a *broken* bottle of Aqua Velva Musk on my register without telling me it was broken. It got on my phone. Now everything smells like my father.
Meet Chester Mango Socks McGee, and Amity Noceda, our two new baby kittens. They're a bonded pair of littermates.
February 2, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Meet Chester Mango Socks McGee, and Amity Noceda, our two new baby kittens. They're a bonded pair of littermates.
Soon as I get to work today: self check monitoring app isn't working, timeclock app isn't working, timeclock computer isn't working, and we are out of TP. Only method to punch in for 300+ employees is one single punch clock in the back. I knew today was going to be rough but geez what a start.
January 20, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Soon as I get to work today: self check monitoring app isn't working, timeclock app isn't working, timeclock computer isn't working, and we are out of TP. Only method to punch in for 300+ employees is one single punch clock in the back. I knew today was going to be rough but geez what a start.