I feel like most aperitifs must have been considered medicine at some point. There's no way the people who invented ossobuco were also like "yeah, let's drink this herbs and paint thinner mixture for the flavor"

She framed me for mail fraud. What a jerk.

To be fair, remote golfing is really difficult with the lag.

I'm sure the students will completely overlook this detail and never mention it again. They're very forgiving, of course.

They actually swapped voices, so you should hear Dylan now.

Hey guys.

What's killing me is I've been over that song for so long, but it's also...exactly the right song for this moment. Again.