John.
@jam05028.bsky.social
I guess since I have a Snoopy pic, we're gonna make this a thing?
I am so incredibly sad. I will never forget this season.
June 23, 2025 at 3:22 PM
I am so incredibly sad. I will never forget this season.
FUCK the New York Knickerbockers!
May 24, 2025 at 3:07 AM
FUCK the New York Knickerbockers!
Reposted by John.
So that What The Helly shit is an actual song?????
May 10, 2025 at 9:22 PM
So that What The Helly shit is an actual song?????
Happy May, to those who celebrate this glorious month of greatness ✊🏿
May 1, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Happy May, to those who celebrate this glorious month of greatness ✊🏿
I know this is random as all hell, but do y'all have like an active list of people that you don't want at your funeral? Because I got 4 names 😬
April 14, 2025 at 12:53 AM
I know this is random as all hell, but do y'all have like an active list of people that you don't want at your funeral? Because I got 4 names 😬
I keep planning on skeeting, but I forget
March 31, 2025 at 7:48 PM
I keep planning on skeeting, but I forget
I have not skeeted in months.
March 28, 2025 at 1:43 AM
I have not skeeted in months.
Alright, uhhhh I think this app is dead again 😐
January 17, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Alright, uhhhh I think this app is dead again 😐
How cool you gotta be with someone to invite them to your wedding? 🙃
January 3, 2025 at 6:36 PM
How cool you gotta be with someone to invite them to your wedding? 🙃
Alright now lemme get the fuck outta here
January 1, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Alright now lemme get the fuck outta here
I'm not sure if it was a piece of gum or a tooth,but someone was sitting next to me and talking and something white fell out of their mouth....and I was acting like I ain't see, so they picked it up off the ground and put it back in their mouth and I'm just all the way 🤮'd now
January 1, 2025 at 1:22 AM
I'm not sure if it was a piece of gum or a tooth,but someone was sitting next to me and talking and something white fell out of their mouth....and I was acting like I ain't see, so they picked it up off the ground and put it back in their mouth and I'm just all the way 🤮'd now
I'm not saying I think I just broke my neck because I sneezed, but if I wake up tomorrow and can't move, it was definitely the sneeze.
December 29, 2024 at 10:21 PM
I'm not saying I think I just broke my neck because I sneezed, but if I wake up tomorrow and can't move, it was definitely the sneeze.
Am I the only one who hates watching and hearing (even videos of) people eat? I be blocking the hell outta people when their videos start off with them scarfing some bullshit down
December 29, 2024 at 2:19 AM
Am I the only one who hates watching and hearing (even videos of) people eat? I be blocking the hell outta people when their videos start off with them scarfing some bullshit down
I walk into Dunkin to co-workers arguing
1: Nigga I got more money than you
2: Nigga I got 2 jobs, fuck outta here
1: You better, nigga, I get paid more than you do here
Me, looking at my tea, whilst my body is trying to defend itself against a developing cold:
1: Nigga I got more money than you
2: Nigga I got 2 jobs, fuck outta here
1: You better, nigga, I get paid more than you do here
Me, looking at my tea, whilst my body is trying to defend itself against a developing cold:
December 27, 2024 at 1:42 PM
I walk into Dunkin to co-workers arguing
1: Nigga I got more money than you
2: Nigga I got 2 jobs, fuck outta here
1: You better, nigga, I get paid more than you do here
Me, looking at my tea, whilst my body is trying to defend itself against a developing cold:
1: Nigga I got more money than you
2: Nigga I got 2 jobs, fuck outta here
1: You better, nigga, I get paid more than you do here
Me, looking at my tea, whilst my body is trying to defend itself against a developing cold:
I don't think I've seen any Grinch stealing Christmas videos this year. We're losing recipes.
December 27, 2024 at 4:06 AM
I don't think I've seen any Grinch stealing Christmas videos this year. We're losing recipes.
I swear I be tryna post on this jawn, but I never remember to lol
December 27, 2024 at 3:38 AM
I swear I be tryna post on this jawn, but I never remember to lol
Merry Christmas to all who celebrate.
December 25, 2024 at 5:17 AM
Merry Christmas to all who celebrate.
I...just saw 3 Pigeons get hit by a truck 🫠
December 18, 2024 at 5:36 PM
I...just saw 3 Pigeons get hit by a truck 🫠
I love my Quarterback
December 15, 2024 at 9:34 PM
I love my Quarterback
I'm gonna be so fucking mad in the morning. I wasn't even sleep for 15 damn minutes and I got called for something that could've waited until the morning. You woke me up on the same damn episode I fell asleep on 🙃
December 14, 2024 at 6:13 AM
I'm gonna be so fucking mad in the morning. I wasn't even sleep for 15 damn minutes and I got called for something that could've waited until the morning. You woke me up on the same damn episode I fell asleep on 🙃
My customers be so cute sometimes lol. I got this lady a portable charger a couple months ago because she's always out and about, so today, she says she's been meaning to asking me something for a little while
December 12, 2024 at 7:59 PM
My customers be so cute sometimes lol. I got this lady a portable charger a couple months ago because she's always out and about, so today, she says she's been meaning to asking me something for a little while