Lisa Al Gaib
@jalisathegreat.bsky.social
Twitter got hella weird, I just wanna fangirl and talk shit
"My uncle and his girlfriend went to jail"
November 19, 2024 at 6:52 PM
"My uncle and his girlfriend went to jail"
*minding my business*
"I'm sorry I called you baldheaded"
"I'm sorry I called you baldheaded"
November 19, 2024 at 6:52 PM
*minding my business*
"I'm sorry I called you baldheaded"
"I'm sorry I called you baldheaded"
Me: What's something you'd like to ban, George?
George: White people, they've been causing problems for decades!
George: White people, they've been causing problems for decades!
November 19, 2024 at 6:52 PM
Me: What's something you'd like to ban, George?
George: White people, they've been causing problems for decades!
George: White people, they've been causing problems for decades!
"My mom told me there was a black Santa Claus for black kids, a white Santa Claus for white kids, and a Chinese Santa Claus for Chinese kids"
Another kid: "ion know about that, there's a LOT of black kids"
Another kid: "ion know about that, there's a LOT of black kids"
November 19, 2024 at 6:52 PM
"My mom told me there was a black Santa Claus for black kids, a white Santa Claus for white kids, and a Chinese Santa Claus for Chinese kids"
Another kid: "ion know about that, there's a LOT of black kids"
Another kid: "ion know about that, there's a LOT of black kids"
"Imma work as a teacher for 4 months to make money then quit"
November 19, 2024 at 6:52 PM
"Imma work as a teacher for 4 months to make money then quit"
Me: "Yeah so that's why I moved to Memphis"
Student: "when did you go to Memphis?"
Me: "....we're in Memphis rn"
Student: "when did you go to Memphis?"
Me: "....we're in Memphis rn"
November 19, 2024 at 6:52 PM
Me: "Yeah so that's why I moved to Memphis"
Student: "when did you go to Memphis?"
Me: "....we're in Memphis rn"
Student: "when did you go to Memphis?"
Me: "....we're in Memphis rn"
*practicing writing t's*
"R I P Jesus"
Me: "what did you say"
"You don't know Jesus died for our sins?!"
"R I P Jesus"
Me: "what did you say"
"You don't know Jesus died for our sins?!"
November 19, 2024 at 6:52 PM
*practicing writing t's*
"R I P Jesus"
Me: "what did you say"
"You don't know Jesus died for our sins?!"
"R I P Jesus"
Me: "what did you say"
"You don't know Jesus died for our sins?!"
"Miss S did you go to college?"
Yeah, twice
"Why'd you go twice?"
Other student "because she failed"
Yeah, twice
"Why'd you go twice?"
Other student "because she failed"
November 19, 2024 at 6:52 PM
"Miss S did you go to college?"
Yeah, twice
"Why'd you go twice?"
Other student "because she failed"
Yeah, twice
"Why'd you go twice?"
Other student "because she failed"
*to another student* "Stop making noises you're being a lusance"
Me: a what?
"Whatever that word is that you be saying"
Me: you mean a Nusance?
"Yeah"
Me: a what?
"Whatever that word is that you be saying"
Me: you mean a Nusance?
"Yeah"
November 19, 2024 at 6:52 PM
*to another student* "Stop making noises you're being a lusance"
Me: a what?
"Whatever that word is that you be saying"
Me: you mean a Nusance?
"Yeah"
Me: a what?
"Whatever that word is that you be saying"
Me: you mean a Nusance?
"Yeah"
Me:"[Childs name] I've asked you thrice now to sit at your seat. Go to your
desk"
*different child* "Ms. S, you said the wrong word....you mean thres...these... uno, dos, thres"
Me: "I wasn't speaking spanish"
desk"
*different child* "Ms. S, you said the wrong word....you mean thres...these... uno, dos, thres"
Me: "I wasn't speaking spanish"
November 19, 2024 at 6:52 PM
Me:"[Childs name] I've asked you thrice now to sit at your seat. Go to your
desk"
*different child* "Ms. S, you said the wrong word....you mean thres...these... uno, dos, thres"
Me: "I wasn't speaking spanish"
desk"
*different child* "Ms. S, you said the wrong word....you mean thres...these... uno, dos, thres"
Me: "I wasn't speaking spanish"
"Miss S, it look like you just rolled out of bed and came to school"
November 19, 2024 at 6:52 PM
"Miss S, it look like you just rolled out of bed and came to school"
"Ms. S, when is the 4th of July?"
November 19, 2024 at 6:52 PM
"Ms. S, when is the 4th of July?"
"Ms. S, did you get a BBL?"
November 19, 2024 at 6:52 PM
"Ms. S, did you get a BBL?"
*How's it going? I don't see anything on your paper....do you need help??*
"Well I asked Jesus to help me I'm just waiting for an answer"
"Well I asked Jesus to help me I'm just waiting for an answer"
November 19, 2024 at 6:16 PM
*How's it going? I don't see anything on your paper....do you need help??*
"Well I asked Jesus to help me I'm just waiting for an answer"
"Well I asked Jesus to help me I'm just waiting for an answer"
"Miss S, you still do your own nails?"
*Sometimes, why?*
"She asked that cause you need a fill in"
*Sometimes, why?*
"She asked that cause you need a fill in"
November 19, 2024 at 6:16 PM
"Miss S, you still do your own nails?"
*Sometimes, why?*
"She asked that cause you need a fill in"
*Sometimes, why?*
"She asked that cause you need a fill in"
"Since this week was teacher appreciation week, when is student appreciation week?"
November 19, 2024 at 6:16 PM
"Since this week was teacher appreciation week, when is student appreciation week?"
"Miss S can you lead us in some stretches?"
*proceeds to lead them in some pushups*
"Miss S, I heard your bones crack when you did the push ups"
*proceeds to lead them in some pushups*
"Miss S, I heard your bones crack when you did the push ups"
November 19, 2024 at 6:13 PM
"Miss S can you lead us in some stretches?"
*proceeds to lead them in some pushups*
"Miss S, I heard your bones crack when you did the push ups"
*proceeds to lead them in some pushups*
"Miss S, I heard your bones crack when you did the push ups"
"Teachers has families and stuff but they're not human....they're teachers"
November 19, 2024 at 6:13 PM
"Teachers has families and stuff but they're not human....they're teachers"
"Ms. S can you play I'm Going Down by Mary J Blige"
November 19, 2024 at 6:12 PM
"Ms. S can you play I'm Going Down by Mary J Blige"
"Energy and Speed are related because they have proterials"
*They have what?!?!?*
"Proterials.....its the opposite of materials"
*They have what?!?!?*
"Proterials.....its the opposite of materials"
November 19, 2024 at 6:11 PM
"Energy and Speed are related because they have proterials"
*They have what?!?!?*
"Proterials.....its the opposite of materials"
*They have what?!?!?*
"Proterials.....its the opposite of materials"
"Miss S I'm confused cause we did the number times 4 but we didn't do 4 times the number"
November 19, 2024 at 6:11 PM
"Miss S I'm confused cause we did the number times 4 but we didn't do 4 times the number"
"This weekend I got baptized....this is the fourth time I've gotten baptized"
November 19, 2024 at 6:07 PM
"This weekend I got baptized....this is the fourth time I've gotten baptized"
*After lunch, we're gonna make some money*
"I'm not drawing no Abraham Lincoln"
"I'm not drawing no Abraham Lincoln"
November 19, 2024 at 6:06 PM
*After lunch, we're gonna make some money*
"I'm not drawing no Abraham Lincoln"
"I'm not drawing no Abraham Lincoln"
"Adios my migos"
November 19, 2024 at 6:05 PM
"Adios my migos"