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Jalena 🎀
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Does anyone remember the Theomione socmed where Hermione goes to Amsterdam(?) to escape from her crappy ex and meets Theo and the other snakes?? I can’t find it anywhere anymore 😭
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‘The Owl House’ creator Dana Terrace responds to Disney+ funding AI-generated short form content in new tweet:

“Unsubscribe from Disney+. Pirate Owl House. I don’t care. Fuck gen AI.”
November 14, 2025 at 2:39 AM
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I do not want to enable location services. I do not want to create an account. I do not want to sign up for special offers and news about your product. I would like to engage in a simple transaction where I give you money in exchange for a good.
September 30, 2025 at 1:30 AM
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If the shooter had killed a leftist podcaster, he would have a multi million dollar Go Fund Me to cover his legal fees tomorrow, and an interview lined up with Charlie Kirk.
September 12, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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In case you missed the GAP/Katseye response to the American Eagle/Sydney Sweeney ad 🔥🔥🔥
August 20, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Soooo… I don’t want to get anyone mad, but I think this fic binding this is getting worse. How do you report a shop?? #dramione
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February 12, 2025 at 2:39 PM
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I don’t want to make a fuckin account to use my toaster. I don’t want to fuckin subscribe to software. I don’t want to create a fuckin profile to watch TV. I don’t want to fuckin register my whatever to unlock whatever. I don’t want to download a fuckin app to access anything. Death to new logins
i don't want to hear your most boomer complaint. what's your most millennial complaint?
January 15, 2025 at 11:47 PM
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Do you all ever go back to the AO3 author page of that writer who wrote ✨️ONE FIC✨️ that ruined you for all else, hoping they wrote more, but it's still 1 Works and you just... wonder what they're doing, if they know they changed your life. If they're having a nice day. Yeah.
December 21, 2024 at 5:49 PM
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Does anyone remember the Theomione socmed where Hermione goes to Amsterdam(?) to escape from her crappy ex and meets Theo and the other snakes?? I can’t find it anywhere anymore 😭
November 17, 2024 at 3:34 AM
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Assuming all fanfiction is written poorly really just shows you've never been caught in the chokehold of a 150k slowburn that changed the course of your life at 2:40am written by someone whose username has 4 Zs in it and they only wrote one fic and then vanished like an ethereal legend.
November 25, 2024 at 7:52 PM
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me reading about the same couple falling in love in 55930th universe.
November 22, 2024 at 2:10 PM
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i either read for 8 hours straight or don’t touch a book for 8 months there is no in between
November 21, 2024 at 11:53 AM
Does anyone remember the Theomione socmed where Hermione goes to Amsterdam(?) to escape from her crappy ex and meets Theo and the other snakes?? I can’t find it anywhere anymore 😭
November 17, 2024 at 3:34 AM
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Just arrived from the Bad Place. Next step: find all the folks I followed who have also emigrated.
November 15, 2024 at 4:54 AM
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I regret to inform you that I do sometimes judge a book by its cover.
November 14, 2024 at 11:18 AM
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hermione and bb lyra 🩵
September 15, 2023 at 12:42 PM