Jake
jalbarella.bsky.social
Jake
@jalbarella.bsky.social
Buffalo based Actor, Writer, Complainer, occasional cartoonist, and chicken wing enthusiast.
I haven’t had a single Little Debbie Christmas Tree cake this season and I have FEELINGS about it.
December 24, 2024 at 6:58 PM
Boy, it's nice to see my boy Milano back in the game. Let's go, Buffalo!
December 2, 2024 at 2:02 AM
Officially Deactivated Twitter. Feels great. Now let’s get some traction here.
November 12, 2024 at 8:28 PM
Lots of conspiracies about the eclipse on Monday. What have you heard? What can we expect will be brought to light in the darkness?
April 5, 2024 at 1:50 PM
Super-bowl halftime shows have been reduced to medleys that are nearly indistinguishable from musical collection CD advertisements played on late-night TV in the 90s.
February 12, 2024 at 10:58 AM
Ah, yes. The week before the Superbowl. When we see teaser trailers for the teaser trailers and ads for the advertisements that will be played during the game.
February 6, 2024 at 3:34 PM
Movie Idea:

A coven of psychics and seers that have a ritual of merriment on the spring equinox, but it is entirely dependent on the prediction of the state of that day foreseen by their almighty; Punxsutawney Phil.
February 2, 2024 at 4:41 PM
Bought a new brand of melatonin and had a dream that I was at a big public party wrangling my drunk friends through the antiques department and trying REALLY hard to get away from a chatty Elon Musk. There were really good steak sandwiches for $5 there though.
January 25, 2024 at 11:27 AM
Finally watch Oppenheimer. Micro review:
- Beautiful film. Watched in 4k and was not disappointed.
- Emily Blunt and RDJ are far better actors than anyone gives them credit for.
- Cillian Murphy has a distance to him that by all logic would not suggest a leading man, but dammit, I like him.
January 17, 2024 at 3:19 AM
December 31, 2023 at 4:24 PM
It's nearly Xmas. Who's got the cuccidati?
December 21, 2023 at 3:00 AM
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November 24, 2023 at 5:12 PM
Sick for a exactly one month. Turns out, it's COVID! Just tested positive. I hear this is how it's going this year. Not pleasant. Stay healthy, friends.
November 12, 2023 at 9:19 PM
Oh, cool! I see you've converted that old theatre into a brewery/banquet hall/apartment complex and kept the asthetic of a theatre for nostalgia and character. Know what would make it even cooler?

If it was a fucking theatre.
November 5, 2023 at 2:22 PM
Kid: Mr. Albarella, how long have you been working here?
Me: Here? About 2 years. But in the district? About 12 years.
Kid: 12 years?! That’s older than me!
Me:
October 27, 2023 at 6:38 PM
In this day and age, there's just no excuse for store-bought bread slices not fitting in the toaster slot.
October 14, 2023 at 1:23 PM