"That's time you could spend checking in on me!"

Bro is flexible as hell, you see him bend down that chimney???

I bet their logic was "these snowflakes will whine about anything, it's not that bad" and then when targeted are now realizing "Oh, it is that bad"

Yes, I am ghost written by Obama

Just do what my friend does daily, go tk Starbucks, get 6 shots of espresso, and then toss in a vodka redbull

"Fuck the Republicans, I'm not voting in 26 or 28"
"Elon is throttling me, he must be far left"

The brains of these people need to be studied because those are some batshit leaps going on

I like a really nice binding, like let me see that felt lettering

My god if this somehow turns into a blood feud for both 2026 and 2028 where the party splits on Epstein, that will actually be insane

His shirt should read "technically not a pedophile, just friends with technically not pedophiles"

I once got suspended on Twitter for telling a politician "I hope you don't stumble near the edge of a volcano" and that was somehow wishing harm lmao