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Jalapeño_Loaded_Fries 🇵🇸🇨🇩🇸🇩🇺🇦🇱🇧
@jalapenoloadedfry.bsky.social
🌶 20s 🏳️‍🌈 AuDHD 🏳️‍⚧️ They/He
🌿 Mr. Munbee is my bee Sniper
🥓 Comms: Not Open
🧀 Mostly NSFW here
🍟 My main accounts:
https://www.instagram.com/parslee_potato/
https://www.tumblr.com/parsleepotato
🔞⛔️ WILL BLOCK: MINORS, PEDOS, ZOOS, BIGOTS, etc
Hope you're feeling better!

You'll maybe be excited to know that i'll be finally posting that Double Agent piece sometime today! On another account tho, but I'll try to reblog it to this one! Maybe some Double Agent will help ya feel even better!
June 26, 2025 at 7:50 AM
What if Sniper found out later on, but assumed Engie was too smart not to have known, so he concludes the Engie must've been ashamed to have loved him, explaining why Engie never confessed to him

Poor man's thoughts spiral, hurt by the idea that even if someone loved him, they'd reject him anyway
June 26, 2025 at 7:34 AM
Yes pls! 🙏💖 We love that kinda angst!
June 25, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Happy Birthday! 🎉
May 24, 2025 at 4:29 AM
This is gorgeous!

my favorite kinda sniper 🙏💖✨ all this poly spies and snipers stuff from the community recently is literally all so delicious 😩🫦💖

I really want to help contribute some too when I have the time and energy 🫠 need more sub sniper
May 21, 2025 at 9:00 PM
(meant to respond to this a few days ago, oops 😅) yeah, no worries, and certainly no pressure
👌✨

whatever you decide to do with these two, or sniper in general, will be enjoyable for me. i'm sure for others as well, and I hope enjoyable for you too!

I appreciate the consideration regardless!
😄✨
May 7, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Thank you for the absolutely scrumptious meal!
😩🙏💖✨
May 7, 2025 at 10:53 AM
Would love to see more spice of your two snipers, perhaps building off of why or how they got intimate in your one recent spicy piece of them

Maybe they develop a sweet FWB kinda relationship, explore each others kinks and such

I'm a sucker for sniper x sniper
(And porn with lore/plot)
April 19, 2025 at 10:13 PM
💖✨ Thank you for the lovely art! 🙏💖
March 19, 2025 at 6:01 AM
If your willing to, maybe some Felix dry humping another spy, but the other spy is being encouraging and supportive!

But if you don't wanna use Felix that way, that's fine, no worries, I just love puppy play in fanart. I love Sniper x Spy stuff too, perhaps with some leather bondage kink instead!
March 18, 2025 at 2:42 AM
I'll add this here (It won't fit in my bio right now)

❗️PLEASE have your age in your bio if you follow me! OTHERWISE I'll assume you're a minor and BLOCK you!

If I find out you're lying about your age, I may BLOCK you on other platforms too!❗️

Again, this is all for my comfort and safety here.
March 16, 2025 at 6:36 PM
February 5, 2025 at 11:11 PM
February 1, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Forewarning, but I will likely not post frequently/consistently. I will only share completed NSFW or soft NSFW stuff here.

I'm just a quirky, kinky, queer fella who wants to share their art!

❤️ Be kind! Be respectful! And enjoy!❤️

If you made it this far, then have a wonderful rest of your day! ✨
November 30, 2024 at 8:23 PM
Other things that can get you blocked by me include:
- Saying rude, gross, or disrespectful stuff on my posts
(Use tone indicators if you are joking!)
- If you bully/troll me and/or others on this platform
- Trying to argue with me over sensitive topics

❗️LITERALLY anything that makes me uncomfy!❗️
November 30, 2024 at 8:23 PM
I will also block people who are:
- Nazis/Nazi sympathizers/Nazi enthusiasts
- Zionists/Israel apologists/Genocide defenders
- Homophobic
- Transphobic
- Xenophobic/Racists
- TERFs
- Sexists
- Ableists
- MAGA/Trumpies
- Elon Musk dick riders
- other Bigots
- AI/NFT bros
❗️Y'ALL ARE NOT WELCOME HERE!❗️
November 30, 2024 at 8:23 PM
I will block people who create and/or openly enjoy content including:
- Pedophilia
- Zoophilia
- Incest
- Rape/Non-con
- Necrophilia

❗️I WON'T police what people consume, and I hate stirring up drama, but I can't ignore this stuff makes me uncomfortable, so this is for MY comfort and safety here.❗️
November 30, 2024 at 8:23 PM