Jalapeño
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Jalapeño
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Mildly spicy takes
Humphrey’s is gonna get … Slaughtered
September 22, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Pretty cool they named a road after you already
November 21, 2024 at 5:38 PM
Hello? (Hello? Hello? Hello?)

Is there anybody in there?

Just neigh if you can hear me
Is that a goat in the barn?
Come on now
I hear you're feeling down
Well I can ease your pain
Get you on your feet again
Relax
I'll need some ivermectin first
Just a hit of that sweet
Horse drug where it hurts.
March 1, 2024 at 4:27 PM
“I never had Jewish friends growing up as an Army kid.”

Nothing like some casual anti-semitism in a story that’s supposed to be - I think - philo-semitic. Just because Jews weren’t hanging out in the same Officer’s Club her white southern father was in doesn’t mean they didn’t serve.
December 11, 2023 at 2:34 PM