You're not "giving me 15 minutes back" if you book at 30 min meeting that needed 15 minutes. You've already blocked my calendar -- it's wasted time that I had to plan around.

"I'm too busy for this message right now, I'll read it later"
*mark as unread*
*immediately click the same message again*
"FUCK"

This guy fully mounted iPad watching 2 split screen videos and also on his phone.

This definitely looks like Fred Flintstone, right?

YouTube is just insufferable

“Think twice because I won’t” fucking yikes man. So many people just can’t wait to shoot someone. Are they threatening me? Who? Twice about what? Shouldn’t you at least think twice before murder?

Galaxy brain bathroom

Shout out to all the post-dinner dishwashers out there. May your fingers never prune.

Do these Thai restaurents just not believe me? I said extra hot, as hot as can be. Please melt my face off, I want to not see.

et tu?

please dont link me another Miro that youve butchered.

when the walls fell