Jakylln Heidi
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Jakylln Heidi
@jakyllnheidi.bsky.social
I upcycle and sew and worry

First 🔗 in the 🌳 below to help my friend Nadia, thank you

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“I asked chat gpt”

Yeah well I gave the haunted doll faces hands so they can open your doors at night to ask wtf is wrong with u
November 15, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Deeply troubled that our government is painting two white suburbanite dads to be the epitome of pearl clutching edgy humor my god they’re not even garage band dads they’re multiple newspaper subscription dads who look like they’d be flabbergasted by a flash tattoo
September 18, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Just finished this robe and I love it so much it’s going to be the centerpiece of my personality now

#sewing #thriftedfabric #slowfashion #upcycling
February 7, 2025 at 6:13 AM
Y’all like scrunchies?

#sewing #embroidery
January 29, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Some of my crochet pieces 💖
January 25, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Omg my homemade window greenhouse box worked omg look at my baby jalapeños
January 24, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Instagram is dead

and photo slideshow parties are reborn from its ashes
January 22, 2025 at 12:39 AM
1 hour and a half without TikTok
January 19, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Like the true capitalist she was, Anita Bryant gave up and died because she couldn’t advertise her orange juice as well as the gays could promote their lemonade
January 10, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Scrivello would be a Doctor skin but with the camp and voice lines of Steve Martin’s OG performance

McGraw would be like Chucky mixed with Gunslinger but with a comically difficult aim (and Nick Park is the ghostly figure who carries victims)

And here’s how I picture Monika “finding” survivors 👻
January 9, 2025 at 10:19 PM
If I was in charge of Dead by Daylight
January 9, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Did somebody order a Perfect Loaf of Gingerbread? We’ve got a Perfect Loaf of Gingerbread here.
January 5, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Sneak peek 👀
January 2, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Btw, “ugly art that no one can steal” just means art where it would be hard for someone to figure out how to recreate it because you had an idea but aren’t very practiced on the technique but you risk & try it anyway and it could end up cool or it could end up like this crochet puppet head I made
December 23, 2024 at 9:00 PM
I said I wasn’t going to buy fabric at the thrift shop today but these roosters are wearing boots
December 23, 2024 at 12:53 AM
Biscuit check
(I made biscuits)
December 19, 2024 at 2:05 AM
Thrifted a 1978 Betsey Johnson juniors sewing pattern and I’m obsessed
December 16, 2024 at 5:31 AM
Is this social media platform an appropriate place to post photos of neat fabric? Because I think this fabric is neat
December 15, 2024 at 10:49 PM
Homemade vegan tangelo pound cake

Made the tangelo extract myself from the tree in our yard

It’s like an orangey version of the Starbucks lemon loaf but better because it doesn’t have that quintessential Starbucks old boot aftertaste 10/10
December 15, 2024 at 4:59 AM
Some kinky freaks called SaturateUSA left multiple of these plastic bags with a Jesus dvd around the outside of our house, littering in an attempt to evangelize i think? Gross.
December 12, 2024 at 1:17 AM
December 11, 2024 at 8:58 PM
I made my homemade vegan cheddar biscuits into biscuits and gravy. When god hears my name he winces.
December 8, 2024 at 5:33 AM
Homemade vegan cheddar biscuits 🦞💖
December 8, 2024 at 3:56 AM
Aww heck yes 🤘

Complete Oscar de la Renta dress & robe set, made from thrifted bedsheets

#slowfashion #upcycle #thrift
December 6, 2024 at 5:42 AM
The dress is recycled fabric & an Oscar de la Renta A-line dress pattern, and the scarf is thrifted vintage Oscar de la Renta.

#fashion #slowfashion #ootd
December 4, 2024 at 5:00 AM