Jakub Flasz
@jakubflasz.bsky.social
Writer: https://flaszonfilm.com/
Podcaster: https://uncutgemspodcast.com/
I write essays that ChatGPT thinks are good enough for other people to read.
Podcaster: https://uncutgemspodcast.com/
I write essays that ChatGPT thinks are good enough for other people to read.
I don't know about brief. I think was perfectly average length. Impressive even. Is this a personal attack or something?
October 20, 2025 at 4:17 PM
I don't know about brief. I think was perfectly average length. Impressive even. Is this a personal attack or something?
The real meaning of life is to find someone who would look at you the way Michael Madsen looked at people he was about to torture and kill.
October 17, 2025 at 6:29 PM
The real meaning of life is to find someone who would look at you the way Michael Madsen looked at people he was about to torture and kill.
The definition of emotional rollercoaster.
October 12, 2025 at 8:19 AM
The definition of emotional rollercoaster.
This week's purchases. On one hand I'm super excited, on the other I shudder at the money I spent.
October 11, 2025 at 9:08 PM
This week's purchases. On one hand I'm super excited, on the other I shudder at the money I spent.
I see that M&S is leaning heavily into hustle culture and wants me to literally burn the candle at both ends.
October 11, 2025 at 5:53 PM
I see that M&S is leaning heavily into hustle culture and wants me to literally burn the candle at both ends.
Look what just came in the mail.
October 3, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Look what just came in the mail.
BREAKING: Eating meat does not make you a carnivore.
September 29, 2025 at 8:04 AM
BREAKING: Eating meat does not make you a carnivore.
I've been so consistently good about restraining myself from buying blu rays this year. Ok fine I did have teo moments of weakness when I bought one Arrow set and six Eureka blus but that's it. But now it seems the grand temptation is upon me. And I'm supposed to be looking for a job too.
September 28, 2025 at 7:11 PM
I've been so consistently good about restraining myself from buying blu rays this year. Ok fine I did have teo moments of weakness when I bought one Arrow set and six Eureka blus but that's it. But now it seems the grand temptation is upon me. And I'm supposed to be looking for a job too.
One of my primary uses of AI is to draw stuff that I don't know how to draw and would be too embarrassed to trouble an actual artist with, let alone explain to the wife that I paid someone to do it. Like "Joaquin Phoenix walking a phoenix."
September 17, 2025 at 8:30 AM
One of my primary uses of AI is to draw stuff that I don't know how to draw and would be too embarrassed to trouble an actual artist with, let alone explain to the wife that I paid someone to do it. Like "Joaquin Phoenix walking a phoenix."
This is how imagine people who dislike THE LIFE OF CHUCK.
August 11, 2025 at 9:07 PM
This is how imagine people who dislike THE LIFE OF CHUCK.
Things people will tell themselves to avoid doing hard things. As if working out was such an inconvenience.
August 10, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Things people will tell themselves to avoid doing hard things. As if working out was such an inconvenience.
Wikipedia wins the day with the perfect pictorial representation of "static cling."
July 13, 2025 at 7:15 AM
Wikipedia wins the day with the perfect pictorial representation of "static cling."
My entire adult life
July 12, 2025 at 3:34 PM
My entire adult life
what happens when you make a small typographic error while prompting Skynet to draw you something.
July 8, 2025 at 7:33 PM
what happens when you make a small typographic error while prompting Skynet to draw you something.
My ballot. No regrets.
June 28, 2025 at 4:07 PM
My ballot. No regrets.
Me watching JUGGERNAUT
June 19, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Me watching JUGGERNAUT
This is why I have trust issues these days. Everyone's slobbering over PREDATOR: KILLER OF KILLERS, I sit down and watch it and it's dogshit.
June 18, 2025 at 7:21 PM
This is why I have trust issues these days. Everyone's slobbering over PREDATOR: KILLER OF KILLERS, I sit down and watch it and it's dogshit.
Posting films I love until I forget. Day 17: DEEP IMPACT (1998, dir. Mimi Leder)
June 12, 2025 at 11:46 AM
Posting films I love until I forget. Day 17: DEEP IMPACT (1998, dir. Mimi Leder)
Posting films I love until I forget. Day 16: INSOMNIA (2002, dir. Christopher Nolan)
June 11, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Posting films I love until I forget. Day 16: INSOMNIA (2002, dir. Christopher Nolan)
Posting films I love until I forget. Day 15: DESPERADO (1995, dir. Robert Rodriguez)
June 10, 2025 at 7:22 AM
Posting films I love until I forget. Day 15: DESPERADO (1995, dir. Robert Rodriguez)
Nearly got a heart attack. Thought Sly Stallone had passed.
June 9, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Nearly got a heart attack. Thought Sly Stallone had passed.
Posting films I love until I forget. Day 14: DEATH PROOF (2007, dir. Quentin Tarantino)
June 9, 2025 at 10:55 AM
Posting films I love until I forget. Day 14: DEATH PROOF (2007, dir. Quentin Tarantino)
Here's Arnold telling Elliott Gould to be useful and go feed his cat the right kind of cat food.
June 8, 2025 at 7:34 AM
Here's Arnold telling Elliott Gould to be useful and go feed his cat the right kind of cat food.
Posting films I love until I forget. Day 13: PROMETHEUS (2012, dir. Ridley Scott)
June 8, 2025 at 7:18 AM
Posting films I love until I forget. Day 13: PROMETHEUS (2012, dir. Ridley Scott)
Posting films I love until I forget. Day 12: HACKERS (1995, dir. Iain Softley)
June 7, 2025 at 8:55 AM
Posting films I love until I forget. Day 12: HACKERS (1995, dir. Iain Softley)