jak
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Just a unicorn sticker floating in a hazy ipa
Went to A Bladee concert… still not sure how to pronounce his name or what he looks like, but his mic stand was an axe and thats pretty sick
October 2, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Went to A Bladee concert… still not sure how to pronounce his name or what he looks like, but his mic stand was an axe and thats pretty sick
I didn’t realize how invested in my beard I was but yesterday I went to the barber and they took off a lot more than we discussed and it doesn’t look bad but it isn’t my style and its gonna take months to regrow and I had to lie on the floor for 20 minutes last night to not cry 🧔🏻♂️ #fragilemasculinity
July 11, 2025 at 4:43 PM
I didn’t realize how invested in my beard I was but yesterday I went to the barber and they took off a lot more than we discussed and it doesn’t look bad but it isn’t my style and its gonna take months to regrow and I had to lie on the floor for 20 minutes last night to not cry 🧔🏻♂️ #fragilemasculinity
I see the local cybertruck maybe every other week and this morning I started having fun with it
March 4, 2025 at 9:18 PM
I see the local cybertruck maybe every other week and this morning I started having fun with it
My current conspiracy theory is that the egg shortage is entirely engineered so that people won’t want to egg teslas and cybertrucks
February 18, 2025 at 11:59 PM
My current conspiracy theory is that the egg shortage is entirely engineered so that people won’t want to egg teslas and cybertrucks
Green Day/Fountains of Wayne -> Good Charlotte/Modest Mouse/Jacks Mannequin -> FoB/Weezer is a better pop-punk nostalgia lineup than whatever Warped Tour has announced. (But also the combination of all the artists here is kinda unhinged? I might have to go)
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February 12, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Green Day/Fountains of Wayne -> Good Charlotte/Modest Mouse/Jacks Mannequin -> FoB/Weezer is a better pop-punk nostalgia lineup than whatever Warped Tour has announced. (But also the combination of all the artists here is kinda unhinged? I might have to go)
I’m probably just white, but is there a difference between a flauta and a toquito?
February 12, 2025 at 6:02 PM
I’m probably just white, but is there a difference between a flauta and a toquito?
Been trying really hard not to buy clothes I don’t need, but Pokemon is now selling workout gear and I might need these Team Rocket grunt joggers
February 11, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Been trying really hard not to buy clothes I don’t need, but Pokemon is now selling workout gear and I might need these Team Rocket grunt joggers
day one of #mwe: FKA twigs - EUSEXUA
Great Five gum commercial music - open and sparse with a generally danceable electricity pulsing through, what really shines is when she goes more upbeat on songs like Drums of Death and Childlike Things. North West’s Duolingo ass Japanese verse is not needed.
Great Five gum commercial music - open and sparse with a generally danceable electricity pulsing through, what really shines is when she goes more upbeat on songs like Drums of Death and Childlike Things. North West’s Duolingo ass Japanese verse is not needed.
February 2, 2025 at 1:22 PM
day one of #mwe: FKA twigs - EUSEXUA
Great Five gum commercial music - open and sparse with a generally danceable electricity pulsing through, what really shines is when she goes more upbeat on songs like Drums of Death and Childlike Things. North West’s Duolingo ass Japanese verse is not needed.
Great Five gum commercial music - open and sparse with a generally danceable electricity pulsing through, what really shines is when she goes more upbeat on songs like Drums of Death and Childlike Things. North West’s Duolingo ass Japanese verse is not needed.
Is Maceo’s Nextel Chirp the best song about NOT using a product?
January 28, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Is Maceo’s Nextel Chirp the best song about NOT using a product?
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Music Writer Exercise. Each day in February, listen to one full album you’ve never heard, from start-to-finish. Write one post about the record. #MWE
January 27, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Music Writer Exercise. Each day in February, listen to one full album you’ve never heard, from start-to-finish. Write one post about the record. #MWE
Listening to my middle school hits playlist and realized that I was probably first radicalized by the flobots
January 27, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Listening to my middle school hits playlist and realized that I was probably first radicalized by the flobots
Make tha Trap Say Aye is such a goddamn classic
January 21, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Make tha Trap Say Aye is such a goddamn classic
I got this ad on instagram and I thought it was some kink related thing, but nope, it’s actually an app for managing cattle workers.
January 19, 2025 at 9:22 PM
I got this ad on instagram and I thought it was some kink related thing, but nope, it’s actually an app for managing cattle workers.
I believe in the Commanders again and I’m so scared about how they’re gonna hurt me.
January 19, 2025 at 2:39 AM
I believe in the Commanders again and I’m so scared about how they’re gonna hurt me.
A cybertruck pulled up behind me on the way home from the gym and through the mirror that shit looks like a fucking flat screen tv is following you.
January 16, 2025 at 2:04 PM
A cybertruck pulled up behind me on the way home from the gym and through the mirror that shit looks like a fucking flat screen tv is following you.
Is Sheryl Crow overrated or underrated?
January 15, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Is Sheryl Crow overrated or underrated?
There are few stronger connections you can make than drunkenly learning someone you know is also a comic geek.
January 12, 2025 at 5:20 AM
There are few stronger connections you can make than drunkenly learning someone you know is also a comic geek.
Listened to the new Ethel Cain album at the gym today and it was certainly not gym music lmao
January 11, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Listened to the new Ethel Cain album at the gym today and it was certainly not gym music lmao
Millennial vs Gen Z test: do you get the joke behind Jessica Simpson doing a chicken of the sea tuna commercial in 2025?
January 11, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Millennial vs Gen Z test: do you get the joke behind Jessica Simpson doing a chicken of the sea tuna commercial in 2025?
Conflicted about doing this because I feel like I should be supporting journalism, but WaPo has been doing too much fuckery
January 9, 2025 at 10:56 AM
Conflicted about doing this because I feel like I should be supporting journalism, but WaPo has been doing too much fuckery
Everybody talks about girl dinner and boy dinner, but the path of true enlightenment is toddler dinner (string cheese and a piece of toast)
January 9, 2025 at 10:34 AM
Everybody talks about girl dinner and boy dinner, but the path of true enlightenment is toddler dinner (string cheese and a piece of toast)
There’s tons of things I love about Virginia, but having the tits out against tyranny flag has to be top 3.
The Virginia state flag has gone global. Maryland could never.
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January 7, 2025 at 12:02 PM
There’s tons of things I love about Virginia, but having the tits out against tyranny flag has to be top 3.
New dirty projectors this week? Fuck yeahhhhhhh
January 6, 2025 at 4:54 PM
New dirty projectors this week? Fuck yeahhhhhhh
