Jakob
@jakobelijah.bsky.social
Boomer walks into a self-service fast food restaurant and asks for the waiter.
Nah, you're right. Service is "a town in Russia", as the saying goes where I come from.
Nah, you're right. Service is "a town in Russia", as the saying goes where I come from.
February 8, 2026 at 1:45 PM
Boomer walks into a self-service fast food restaurant and asks for the waiter.
Nah, you're right. Service is "a town in Russia", as the saying goes where I come from.
Nah, you're right. Service is "a town in Russia", as the saying goes where I come from.
The republic is dead. Long live the Pedo King. 🤮
February 8, 2026 at 1:37 PM
The republic is dead. Long live the Pedo King. 🤮
He'll be remembered forever either as the most destructive president in US history - the guy who nearly collapsed American democracy with the help of pedophile oligarchs - or as the dear leader who brought about a moral and ethnic cleansing of the US, and ushered in a proud, white empire.
February 8, 2026 at 1:34 PM
He'll be remembered forever either as the most destructive president in US history - the guy who nearly collapsed American democracy with the help of pedophile oligarchs - or as the dear leader who brought about a moral and ethnic cleansing of the US, and ushered in a proud, white empire.
Why do you think they want you to bring your birth certificate and passport to vote? Because they're going to reject everyone who isn't born in the US.
There will be armed guards at the midterms, not just to intimidate, but to prevent naturalized citizens from voting. That's my theory.
There will be armed guards at the midterms, not just to intimidate, but to prevent naturalized citizens from voting. That's my theory.
February 8, 2026 at 1:07 PM
Why do you think they want you to bring your birth certificate and passport to vote? Because they're going to reject everyone who isn't born in the US.
There will be armed guards at the midterms, not just to intimidate, but to prevent naturalized citizens from voting. That's my theory.
There will be armed guards at the midterms, not just to intimidate, but to prevent naturalized citizens from voting. That's my theory.
Of course they are. The peace negotiations are political theater, and the US is indirectly supporting the Russians.
I hope Ukraine will take advantage of the Starlink blackout and inflict unsustainable losses on the orcs.
I hope Ukraine will take advantage of the Starlink blackout and inflict unsustainable losses on the orcs.
February 8, 2026 at 12:50 PM
Of course they are. The peace negotiations are political theater, and the US is indirectly supporting the Russians.
I hope Ukraine will take advantage of the Starlink blackout and inflict unsustainable losses on the orcs.
I hope Ukraine will take advantage of the Starlink blackout and inflict unsustainable losses on the orcs.
He's an absolute sociopath.
High ranking politicians should undergo psychological tests.
Sociopathic, narcissistic, and malignant tendencies should be banned.
High ranking politicians should undergo psychological tests.
Sociopathic, narcissistic, and malignant tendencies should be banned.
February 8, 2026 at 12:44 PM
He's an absolute sociopath.
High ranking politicians should undergo psychological tests.
Sociopathic, narcissistic, and malignant tendencies should be banned.
High ranking politicians should undergo psychological tests.
Sociopathic, narcissistic, and malignant tendencies should be banned.
Russia's GDP is $2.5 trillion. What do they expect to trade? Preteens, prostitutes, and vodka?
February 8, 2026 at 12:36 PM
Russia's GDP is $2.5 trillion. What do they expect to trade? Preteens, prostitutes, and vodka?
Russia's GDP is approx. $2.5T, not $30T, but yeah, $12T is a completely fictional number.
February 8, 2026 at 12:32 PM
Russia's GDP is approx. $2.5T, not $30T, but yeah, $12T is a completely fictional number.
I'm seeing 100%. The answers are essentially equally distributed across the 4 answers within statistical uncertainty. You might as well ask a group of chimps.
February 8, 2026 at 12:03 PM
I'm seeing 100%. The answers are essentially equally distributed across the 4 answers within statistical uncertainty. You might as well ask a group of chimps.
Saying that "it's a meme" doesn't preclude you from responsibility. Disinformation disguised as a meme is still disinformation.
The right is waging a disinformation war. We have to be better than them, and there's plenty of genuine outrageous stuff out there to memeify.
The right is waging a disinformation war. We have to be better than them, and there's plenty of genuine outrageous stuff out there to memeify.
February 8, 2026 at 11:35 AM
Saying that "it's a meme" doesn't preclude you from responsibility. Disinformation disguised as a meme is still disinformation.
The right is waging a disinformation war. We have to be better than them, and there's plenty of genuine outrageous stuff out there to memeify.
The right is waging a disinformation war. We have to be better than them, and there's plenty of genuine outrageous stuff out there to memeify.
Hey Neil. Are you gonna escape to Canada or Europe when the fascists take over? We'd love you in Europe. ♥️
February 8, 2026 at 11:13 AM
Hey Neil. Are you gonna escape to Canada or Europe when the fascists take over? We'd love you in Europe. ♥️
Pedophile identified.
February 8, 2026 at 2:26 AM
Pedophile identified.
Good! Also remember those that tolerate pedophilia... so all of them.
February 8, 2026 at 12:36 AM
Good! Also remember those that tolerate pedophilia... so all of them.
How any of this stuff isn't getting leaked with how incompetent they are is incredible.
February 7, 2026 at 9:17 PM
How any of this stuff isn't getting leaked with how incompetent they are is incredible.
Cool cool! When y'all are done with that, maybe you can get around to some "saving democracy" from a malignant megalomaniac who is actively destroying the foundations of your republic.
February 7, 2026 at 9:10 PM
Cool cool! When y'all are done with that, maybe you can get around to some "saving democracy" from a malignant megalomaniac who is actively destroying the foundations of your republic.
How about "Kid Rape"?
February 7, 2026 at 8:55 PM
How about "Kid Rape"?